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TopTen
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Autumn Classes for Women
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THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday September 23rd 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - Adjusting a Thermostat – Step by Step, with slide presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Tesco Without Stopping? Group debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Golf Clubs - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on video.
Meets 4 week |
TopTen
Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246
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| Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Helpline support and support groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath be Taken Without 10 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch –There is Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
How to Use the Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. |
Deniz1
Joined: 28/07/2009
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Message Posted:
20/09/2010 16:58 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 13 in Discussion |
| Bet a man posted this |
TopTen
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20/09/2010 17:35 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 13 in Discussion |
| Msg 3 Your so right, but don't they say that the truth hurts |
Deniz1
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Posts: 3829
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20/09/2010 21:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 13 in Discussion |
| Dont need classes i dont do any of those things.And re women drivers most of the instructors are men so they are the ones who pass on their bad driving habits to us. |
No1Doyen
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20/09/2010 21:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 13 in Discussion |
| Very funny.  ) ) |
decanddyl
Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 792
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20/09/2010 23:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 13 in Discussion |
| Hey Mr Topten
FIT YE OAN ABOOT MIN ??
Fae Mrs decanddyl |
spider
Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527
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20/09/2010 23:29 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 13 in Discussion |
| Topten please sign me up for the lot all sound very interesting and helpful never too old to learn bring on the challenge positive thinking gives a peaceful heart and soul..
Spider,X |
EsentepeGal
Joined: 12/09/2010
Posts: 144
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20/09/2010 23:36 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 13 in Discussion |
| TopTen
Can I make a suggestion for class 13 ?
How to differenciate between a floppy 65 y.o man and a rampant rabbit, (with duracell power). |
Lemtich
Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487
Message Posted:
21/09/2010 00:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 13 in Discussion |
| What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman |
TopTen
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Posts: 1246
Message Posted:
21/09/2010 11:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 13 in Discussion |
| In the words of Big Yin
men can can keep secrets women can't.
men can't hold a fart women can
so if you want a woman to keep a secret ------- whisper it up her arse |
spider
Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527
Message Posted:
21/09/2010 11:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 13 in Discussion |
| That so then all the secrets ever told to me have ended up down the toilet pan..so no i can not keep a secret ! )
Spider,X |
TopTen
Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246
Message Posted:
21/09/2010 17:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 13 in Discussion |
| Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said NO!
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf
and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.
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