finish off the joke

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 15:35

One line for evryone to finish off the gag(make it last)



Three guy's walk into.............................

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 15:40

a trnc estate agents....

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 15:43

to ask about a villa they saw in the window.

graham


Joined: 20/10/2007
Posts: 397

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 15:51

The agent says trust me.

breezyboy


Joined: 14/05/2007
Posts: 1179

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 15:54

My cousin is the builder.

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 15:57

and my auntie is a plumber

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:00

the land is 100% safe

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:00

and I used to be a farmer before I became a TRNC registered estate agent, so

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:07

what kind of title would you like?

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:08

PTP no problem, the army camp will ensure you don't lose your views...

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:10

No, of course no one can build in front of you, its agricultural land.............

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:10

have you met my uncle, the general?

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:11

who is the only solicitor you need.

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:12

I know an honest lawyer his name is manure the killer

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:13

Tax? Don't worry, this is Cyprus...

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:13

He qualified as a barrister in a London Chambers

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:14

And your kocan will be ready as soon as your house is finished.

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:14

his integrity is without blemish all his clients say so

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:15

unwins and gary rob reccomend him.

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:18

Don't worry everything will be written in the contract.....

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:18

Our guarantee is our sovereignty.

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:20

and you get a full refund, plus interest if you don't get your PTP

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:20

It's a great investment, you can't lose...

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:22

you'll thank me one day...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:22

and if you do Turkey will reimburse you

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:25

but most of all believe me when my lips move I speak only the truth in your best interests

graham


Joined: 20/10/2007
Posts: 397

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:26

No more stress just relax in the sun.

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:27

And the build will be of the finest quality...

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:27

I will send you pictures regularly to show you how the property is growing

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:27

Oh by the way the Pools extra!

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:29

no problem with the water, electricity and all the other services. It'll be installed and ready on completion of your house.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:30

or not long after...........

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:30

trnc is an untouchad part of paradise with golden beaches, litter free streets, low prices and politicians that care about the people tourism and are 100% ulturistic

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:31

where the cost of living is low...

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:33

electricity cuts ...what electricity cuts? ...yes yes ...plenty of water here in North Cyprus .... fresh running from your taps day and night ....

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:34

just sign the contract here on the dotted line and I promise you .....

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:35

it will be completed on time or there are financial penalties to pay you...

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:35

where the women wear jodpurs and brandish crops and the men ............

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:37

Say: "Give me my stuff back."

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:38

and remember ... there are no delays in construction, if there is ...I will

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:38

Trust me I'm an Estate Agent

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:39

there's lots of rental income to be made...

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:41

and if there is a problem ... no worries, I will sell it for you, there is a big demand for villas here ....

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:43

I should know I am a trusted estate agent who ..

david123


Joined: 07/07/2008
Posts: 393

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:43

what do you mean maintance charges, we pay them for you...........

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:45

oh and do not worry about tax on your rental income ........ thats never been impemented

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:51

The Land? Oh it's Exchange Land absolutely 100% safe

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:52

Richard Branson just bought 10000 dodums, and direct flights start next month

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:54

And the flights offer smiling polite air hostesses ....

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:58

There is a good choice of Airlines from the UK

Gilly



Joined: 19/03/2008
Posts: 50

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 16:58

fabulous gormet food and in flight entertainment ...

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:02

London to Ercan direct ror £50 return. and free food and drink, and all the luggage you can carry

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:03

Now then, with all this information in your favour do you want the Villa or not?

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:05

Snagging? there will be no problems there, just give us a call, will be sorted soon!!!

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:06

... in short: we really build dreams!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:08

the flat roof is not a problem, the buider has been doing them for years, and he can do a pool for you, cheap!!!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:09

and if you want a larger garden, we can move the fence for you, no problem!!!

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:11

....exchange title? yes means the previous greek owner has already been given equivalent ex turkish land in the south, so everyones happy.

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:14

of course there will be tarmac roads, shops and bars..

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:17

if you need a job you could open a " yapi market " there is a deperate shortage of them

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:21

... indeed, a yapi market - if you can find an empty shop...

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:22

... opening a restaurant is another good idea...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:24

The exchange rate is fantastic at the moment

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:25

Residency, no problem just a couple of forms to fill in.

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:25

yes, yes no problem, you do not need any sort of permit ...ask anyone here ...

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:27

... taxi's are driven by very careful and polite drivers.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:27

backdating compensation for overdue builds with todays exchange rate

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:28

yes yes of course there will be street lighting...............

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:28

Dogs!! All Dogs are kept on leads!!

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:28

... OK, it's true, there are some road accidents - but it's usually *their* fault...

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:36

..beaches? fabulous unspoit nearly deserted and all government owned so entry will always be free!

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:41

Today Kyrenia ..... tomorrow the next Marbella, I promise you its the best investment you will ever make. You will triple your money in 6 months, the time it takes the builder to finsih the property!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:43

and if you open an HSBC account, they have air-con, free coffee and tea, and a shaver point!!!

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:44

and no queing ...ever .....just walk in and go straight to the counter....

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:45

Yes yes ... no problem with residency ... all you have to do is ......

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:45

Disco's etc, no you won't hear them, the barking dogs will take care of that!!!

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:47

it's an island of dog lovers....

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:47

... O yes, plenty of brand new ATM's!

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:48

full brim of money every time you go ...

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:49

ang when you go on holiday, just leave your dogs at KAR's gate, they love dogs up there

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:49

or just leave it .... someone will feed it .....

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:50

... of course, the locals are used to calling you back when your order is ready.

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:50

KAR really are excellent kennels, how long are you away for?

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:51

blend in, darken our skin with our beautiful sun and call yourself ahmed, no problem.... in fact we sell lots of...

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:51

bus service, no problem, just jump out in front of one, they usually stop!!!

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:52

... interest in their own history? Ahhhh, you've never seen better ruins!

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:53

and furniture and household goods are so much cheaper in NC...

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:53

postal service, ah!!! just look at our old yellow boxes, our service is....

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:55

... no, sorry, we never give this in writing. Don't you trust us?!

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:56

Iposted the same line on the cyprus forum............................... balistic

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:58

birthday cards, christmas cards????????????

by post!!!!,

not sure about that,

will speak to the boss about that one.

What about MAINTENANCE then,

How much have you got?

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:58

One line for evryone to finish off the gag(make it last)







Three guy's walk into an estate agent in LApta and ................................



http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?p=338824#338824



Who me EVIL

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 17:59

and of course your post will arrive safely, very quickly.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:02

all paperwork will be done, before you even get your snagging sorted, trust me, no problem

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:03

Army? You'll hardly notice them

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:04

of course there's no crime...can I sell you some bars for your windows....

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:05

all the plumbings been checked for leaks, my uncle will sort them out once you have mains water, don't worry

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:05

Solicitors? They are all trained in London

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:05

... yes, the new bypass is almost ready and everybody who lost his/her garden because of the new road is fully compensated. Well, will be... Errm, may be...

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:06

Our laws are based on the UK so no problems...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:07

NHBC Warranty? Don't worry about that - nothing goes wrong with the buildings here. We'll guarantee it anyway.

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:08

... indeed, the Dark Side had prices in GC pounds and in Sterling - we have almost the same system: local prices and expat prices.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:09

ridge tiles????

can't understand why they blew off,

we always use BLU TACK,

no complaints before

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:10

... and if we ever disagree, it only takes four to five years to have a court decision.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:11

You want to bring a vehicle over from the UK? No problem - just a small administration charge..........

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:11

... believe me, all other estate agents are cowboys.

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:11

and we have some really good night clubs.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:12

...and after your villa is built we can let it for you....no problem, there is a shortage of properties to let

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:14

you would like a cat?

my uncle might have one very cheap

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:14

central heating no you don't need it our winters aren't cold enough.

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:16

you don't need insurance, houses built to withstand earthquakes, concrete doesn't burn and you can trust everyone. Nothing gets stolen.

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:17

'you can just pack up your worries in your old kit bag and smile smile smile....'



plagiarism my ar..e, ok so I might just have got that from somewhere else

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:18

the hole at the side of the chimney in the living room ah,

Ventilation, and will keep the mozzies out of your house!!!

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:19

the locals are so friendly and never take advantage...

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:19

wet walls, not damp, Cyprus problem

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:19

364 days a year of sunshine ..........................

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:21

no problem, I have a cousin in the ministry...

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:22

... make a trip to Turkey and use the ferry boat from Girne - there's a very good connection to the Orient Express. The ferry and the train were both built in 1858.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:23

cracks on the side of the house, and paint falling off the wall????

SETTELMENT,

and don't worry about the gap between the house

and the chimney, my cousin will fill it with BLU TACK and paint it.

NO PROBLEM

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:24

... hunting season? No, don't think so. There's only one bird left after last year shooting.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:26

Ah, the cement and gravel company, they will be closing soon, trust me

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:26

... what?! Little lead balls falling in your pool? Hunters 50 meters from your house? No, must be the Turkish Army.

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:29

... if you can find only one bottle with water along the road, we pay you 10 pounds. They're all empty! So what's your problem now?!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:29

so no building work after dark or on a Sunday and all hunting during daylight hours, that sounds fair!!!

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:32

No you wont be under house arrest on census day

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:32

of coarse you can got for a walk in the country during hunting season,

but don't take your dog,

and get a bullet proof vest,

just to be on the safe side,

when your in your pool

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:34

litter in kyrenia .....where?

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:36

snakes, no we only have two types the black one which is good and the viper which is only moderately dangerous.

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:37

no problem we will be there yarin.......................

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:37

of course you Brits are not seen as cash cows....

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:42

Don't udder a word!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:43

Dual pricing? Not here!

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:46

Sorry, have to leave the forum now. Gonna eat a Lamahcun for 2,5 YTL. Well, that was the price yesterday... Bye all!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:51

what!!! no prices in the restaurant, no problem, it'll be cheap

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:54

w value the input from the british people that have chosen to live here.

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:57

designer fakes? no their made under license in Hungary, labours cheaper than Switzerland, thats why their such a good price.

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 18:59

wrong price on that telly its 200ytl dearer

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 19:02

local prices added up on calculator, for expats we use the electronic till.

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 19:12

sorry that wasn't included in the price

kimosh


Joined: 09/08/2008
Posts: 193

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 19:17

No . . no you not understand that was the old price

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 19:39

taking a mortgage out on your property without your knowledge is normal here, don't worry....

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 19:44

meter who needs a meter give me £2000 you can have one..... maybe ..... someday

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 19:49

Jock!,



Excellent posting!



Actually the three guys were Fraud Squad Officers and they had come to arrest all the badies.



They arrest Gary Robb and return him to the UK to face his accusers. After that with the full agreement of the TRNC Government they clean up the construction industry in the TRNC..



Everyone gets their Kocan, electricity 24 hours a day. Water from the mountains of Turkey.



Bent solicitors are chained and sent to Australia.



Greeks bow to the Turkish and appologise for their misdeads of the past.



Beer is sold at 1YTL a pint



Taxes are reduced ti International levels



Electricity is reduced to 1 YTL per KW.



Free flights fllood into Ercan from all over Europe, in recompense for misunderstandings of the past.



The TRNC is acknowledged as a Sovreign state.



A free melon for all, and 3 hour lunchbreaks thereafter,



Richard Branson offers every TRNC resident £100,000 per year to clean empty villas, and offers £1,000,000 per dodunam for your land.



Another Effes garcon, Its idyllic here!



wyn

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 19:52

Wyn

that's one way of killing off the thread I suppose.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 20:04

Wingeing Brits,



Nah!



Figment of your imagination. Arn't they all in Australia?



Convicts mate, bloody convicts! Garcon, another Effes Sil vous plait!. Tell you what mate........



stack up a few, its going to be a long night!



Just my opinion, thats all,



wyn

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 20:12

why reduce the lunch break?

Aussie


Joined: 17/06/2007
Posts: 657

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 22:30

And I forgot to mention after the ORAMS decision all TRNC property will be worth at least 30% more in 6 months and if there is a settlement with the South 100% more.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 22:36

Aussie,



Never!! We The Wingeing Brits would have nothing to complain about then. (wish)



wyn

Aussie


Joined: 17/06/2007
Posts: 657

Message Posted:
15/08/2008 22:52

Merely paraphrasing the esteemed words of one of the TRNC top Advocates (not mine I add) and since the 6 months is already up you must wait another 6 months due to the current global economic problems (then maybe another 6 and another 6 and so on).

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
16/08/2008 02:46

Now we have the new geerator installed there will be NO MORE POWER CUTS !

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
16/08/2008 06:15

and the local tourist attraction is a very nice genleman in a thing

cands


Joined: 11/07/2008
Posts: 43

Message Posted:
16/08/2008 07:17

The very nice gentleman is Littlenige & his "thing" is a thong ......

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
16/08/2008 07:55

ooopppps. glad you spotted that one ...

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
16/08/2008 13:20

... no, no! No problem to make a phone call to the Dark Side! Our President Talat and his communist friend Christofias talk to eachother on the phone every day...

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
16/08/2008 17:18

And everybody lived happily ever after................

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
16/08/2008 17:50

the brothers united will never be defeated ( i wish was reunited )

ishmail


Joined: 27/06/2008
Posts: 91

Message Posted:
18/08/2008 07:00

whinging brits sent back from australia to TRNC pipie sent insted boat disapears in bermuda triangle shame

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
18/08/2008 16:19

All new PTP have been put on hold pending the result of talks between Talat and Christofias!!

ismet