Joke...Blonde...part 1

Stephan


Joined: 22/05/2009
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Message Posted:
01/10/2010 12:56

Blonde goes to Heaven

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a

concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry, 'St Peter

said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we

have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease

the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'

'That's cool' said the Blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'

'Just three questions' said St Peter.

'Which are?' asked the Blonde.

'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with

the letter 'T'? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year'?

The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and

when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for

me.'

So the Blonde went away and gave those three questions some

considerable thought



(I expect you to do the same).