Joke...Bolnde...part2

Stephan


Joined: 22/05/2009
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Message Posted:
01/10/2010 12:58

The following morning, St Peter called upon the Blonde and asked if

she had considered the questions, to which she replied, 'I have.'

'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the

letter T?'

The Blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'



St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed

the answer can be applied to the question.

'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three

questions' St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'

The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'



'Only twelve' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'

'Easy,' said the Blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of

February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of

twelve seconds.'

St Peter looked at the Blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider

your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he walked away

shaking his head.