>> Subject: FW: Just wait for the punchline.. HILARIOUS!!!!
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> >>> This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just
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> >>> imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many
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> >>> Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
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> >>> The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
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> >>> called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
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> >>> married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
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> >>> answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
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> >>> questions.
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> >>> The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
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> >>> (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same
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> >>> three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
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> >>> One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City
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> >>> drop to its knees with laughter. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
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> >>> DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
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> >>> Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
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> >>> you win. What is your name? First only please.'
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> >>> Contestant: 'Brian.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
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> >>> Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
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> >>> Brian: 'Sara.'.
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> >>> DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
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> >>> Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
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> >>> Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had s*x?'.
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> >>> Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
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> >>> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
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> >>> DJ: 'Question 2 - How long did it last?'
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> >>> Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
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> >>> that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
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> >>> Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have s*x at 8 o'clock this
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> >>> morning?
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> >>> Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
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> >>> DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
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> >>> Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
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> >>> for couple of weeks...'
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> >>> DJ: 'Uh huh...'
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> >>> Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
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> >>> Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
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> >>> times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his
> > wife's
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> >>> work number and call her up.
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> >>> DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch
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> >>> tones.....ringing....)
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> >>> Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
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> >>> Clerk: 'This is she.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now
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> >>> I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
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> >>> Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
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> >>> DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
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> >>> give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules
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> >>> of 'Mate Match'?'
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> >>> Sarah: 'No.'
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> >>> DJ: 'Go |
