Park bench as sex partner

Chick-A-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 15:26

Genuine article from todays news .....



A "lonely and disturbed" Hong Kong man had to call police to try and free him after getting stuck on a park bench he had apparently tried to have sex with.



Emergency workers took four hours trying to free Le Xing in the deserted park after dark.



Eventually they had to take him to hospital with the bench's 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him.





Comments please ???????

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 15:36

OK girls, form an orderly queue.

laptagal


Joined: 28/05/2008
Posts: 549

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:09

Gives a whole new meaning to "Park and Ride".

Chick-A-Dee


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:28

And the to gym exercise ...... bench pressing!

puppylover



Joined: 05/05/2008
Posts: 1427

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:31

Good job he didn't do it in the UK .....he'd have been charged with criminal damage!!

mountbatten


Joined: 12/04/2008
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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:31

Gripping stuff

Chick-A-Dee


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:32

There has to be a wooden joke in there somewhere ???/

graham


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:40

Obviously miss heard the song lyrics "Sex on the beach" what a numpty.



Graham

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:41

Is this known as 'benching'?

Chick-A-Dee


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:43

Graham .... that is so funny .... well done!



Benching .... like No1 says ... it could become a sport .... are there any benches in TRNC ?

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 16:51

I've heard that Barristers are good at benching!

Chick-A-Dee


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 17:01

I wonder if the Hong Kong man has 'bench marked' his performance ..titter titter ..

Chick-A-Dee


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 17:06

and .... if his knows Blur's - Park Life ?

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 17:39

Park it and Ride! Nows theres a thought!

Baspinar Bob


Joined: 15/02/2008
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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 19:14

When asked how low he could get he said he has managed a foot stool.

Bob

Chick-A-Dee


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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 19:27

Hee hee - nice one Bob .... keep them coming ....

Dickey Mint


Joined: 04/10/2007
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 19:39

sure his name wasn"t Le wan king .

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 20:40

or fu king bench

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 20:43

I wooden like to say



(reply to message 17)

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 20:44

Oh b*gger, I meant message 7...

newlad



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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 21:51

Wonder how he got through the revolving doors at the hospital.

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 22:44

has echos of jason king

pilgrim



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Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 22:47

has echos of jason king

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 22:48

How old was this bench? I mean are we talking young?

rtddci


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Posts: 842

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 22:49

No one has even mentioned the poor 'victim' here. Must be feeling pretty cut up about it all...

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
21/08/2008 22:55

request for wood chips for the garden.



no need for a hospital bed . allready had one.



was he drunk and thaught it was a sheep...

newlad



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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 23:01

Didnt realise he was welsh.

newlad



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Message Posted:
21/08/2008 23:11

I wonder if the hospital was full and ran out of seats in the waiting room so people sat on the bench until they where called in.

littlenige



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Message Posted:
22/08/2008 00:16

lrts get to the seat of the problem was the bench gay or hertosexual ?

rtddci


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Message Posted:
22/08/2008 00:21

Did the guy use 'protection'?

Mind you he could be a superhero, where did the invisible women go?

Ralph96



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Message Posted:
22/08/2008 07:39

Maybe he thought it was a wench.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
22/08/2008 09:33

What type of wood was the bench made out of? Was it a soft wood or hardwood?

If it was a hardwood did it have any tattoo's

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
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Message Posted:
22/08/2008 10:48

I think he was the hard wood.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
22/08/2008 11:01

I wonder if he got 'splintered'

Baspinar Bob


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Message Posted:
22/08/2008 11:16

He said his ambition was to be let loose in Ikea!

Bob

mysteron


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Message Posted:
22/08/2008 11:51

What a "Plank"