Sunburn

SteveAustin



Joined: 10/03/2008
Posts: 202

Message Posted:
23/08/2008 17:29

A guy fell asleep on the beach for Several hours And got horrible sunburn,

Specifically to his upper legs.



He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed

with second-degree burns.



With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was

in,the doctor prescribed Continuous intravenous feeding With saline,

electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.



The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for

him, Doctor'?



The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll

keep the sheets off his legs.

RedSnapper


Joined: 12/08/2008
Posts: 540

Message Posted:
23/08/2008 17:32

they use `em in the retirement home near me as well, stops the old boys rolling out of bed....

Winter



Joined: 16/09/2007
Posts: 120

Message Posted:
23/08/2008 17:43

Don't they give them half a viagra tablet in the homes so they can aim better when having a pee??

RedSnapper


Joined: 12/08/2008
Posts: 540

Message Posted:
23/08/2008 17:46

thats the one and if they try and swallow it without a drink they end up with a stiff neck,

Baspinar Bob


Joined: 15/02/2008
Posts: 618

Message Posted:
23/08/2008 17:53

They say watermellon does the same trick as viagra , but how do you swallow one of those

Bob

Winter



Joined: 16/09/2007
Posts: 120

Message Posted:
23/08/2008 18:17

Bob



6 litres of gaviscon for a watermelon

tinker


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 156

Message Posted:
24/08/2008 00:19

Soluble viagra... Put it in your tea stops the biscuit going limp