Hunting - will we ever learn

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
02/11/2010 11:47

I see the hunting season is upon us yet again.



Hope you like this one.



I always will remember,

'twas a year ago november,

I went out to hunt some deer

On a mornin' bright and clear.

I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.



I was in no mood to trifle,

I took down my trusty rifle

And went out to stalk my prey.

What a haul I made that day.

I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.



The law was very firm, it

Took away my permit,

The worst punishment I ever endured.

It turned out there was a reason,

Cows were out of season,

And one of the hunters wasn't insured.



People ask me how I do it,

And I say, "there's nothin' to it,

You just stand there lookin' cute,

And when something moves, you shoot!"

And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred guernsey cow.

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
02/11/2010 11:52

ditto ditto, I live within throwning distance of where The emperer was shot this week, this story is not going to go away, it was deplorable and so far so many lies have been told the truth has yet to be revealed, I have my own thoughts as to who did it and why and maybe it will be revealed sooner rather than later......

Sundance


Joined: 15/07/2010
Posts: 213

Message Posted:
02/11/2010 12:23

Shimp i agree with what you are saying, too many stories that don,t make sence, do you think a stalker has make a mistake, and there is some sort of cover up,or a poacher has done it? even Jonny Kingtdom is putting his two pence in, but the truth will out soon, it alway will sooner or later but it will,



Sundance

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
02/11/2010 12:29

Come on reveal your thoughts. Just use the word allegedly.