adult social evenings

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 20:30

Does anyone know if there are any adult/fetish clubs?

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 20:31

P.S should have asked in North Cyprus?

measey


Joined: 07/02/2009
Posts: 1037

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 20:31

what grab a granny.

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 20:35

Grab wot ever ur into. just wanted to know if any excitement goin on in cyprus.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 21:19

What like 'swinging'?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 21:22

A bloke goes to see his doctor and says "I'm addicted to wife swapping."

Doctor replies "Interesting, and how does your wife feel?"

The bloke says "She's quite soft and cuddly, what about yours?"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 21:24

Channel 4 have dropped Wife Swap and How Clean is your House.



The new programme is called - How Dirty is your Wife, want to Swap?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 21:25

Taking the missus to a wife swapping party tonight.



Hoping to get a PS3 in return.

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:10

yeh No1Doyen like 'swinging' lol. there must b sum1 in2 it in cyprus?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:12

I can't wait to see some of the responses now. )

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:13

look to the dark side lots of it there, if their forum is to be beleived x

berkeh2001


Joined: 28/02/2009
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:19

i have seen it all now you mean like whips and chains lol

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:20

Msg 10, Bill.

My solicitor has advised me to say nothing, No comment )

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:21

Come on Tootie, spill the beans! )

berkeh2001


Joined: 28/02/2009
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:22

you just have to know where to look and no peeping toms lmao

PaulW



Joined: 20/07/2009
Posts: 651

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:24

Bill - steady! You know what happened the last time you got involved in this type of 'scene'



Has Di still got the broken lawnmower she got in exchange for you?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:25

Paul, I remember only too well. I bet Jean does too! )

PaulW



Joined: 20/07/2009
Posts: 651

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:31

Bill - it would seem so!



She read the message and has been lying down in a darkened room ever since

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:32

why keep goin 2 the dark side 4 fun,maybe we wil av 2 get something started ere,any1 ready 2 put their name down!!! u know u want 2.

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:35

We talking Flymo or Qaulcast? )

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:38

Paul and Bill you two together are dangerous, i have my pink fur lined hancuffs ready and my whip for your next visit to madam sin. Dont you be getting involved with that Tottie rumour has it he sells the videos on the black market x

PaulW



Joined: 20/07/2009
Posts: 651

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:40

Tootie - I believe it was a Flymo, albeit without the grass box (oh, and the 'hover' bit didn't work properly, either). Still, all in all, I think Bill's wife felt she'd got quite a bargain



P

PaulW



Joined: 20/07/2009
Posts: 651

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:42

Hi Liz - I did hear that about Tootie, but didn't believe it at the time. Well, Well

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:46

Lilli, maybe u cud be the madame seen as u av the fluffy handcuffs and whip, u tiger lol

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:49

Oh Liz...

I've told you before, I will only sell those vids of Guido in a gimp mask to the highest bidders. ) LOL

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:52

Even NegNick said Thailand wont ready for that kind of Hardcore Sh!te just yet. )

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 22:52

toots, i love you xxxxx mrshy i am a right madame xxxx

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 23:04

Paul and Tootie. For your information is wasn't a lawn mower it was a pair of shears! )

Sundance


Joined: 15/07/2010
Posts: 213

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 23:44

Mick and paddy decide to wife swap, and after about 2 hour mad sex and having a fag, Mick turns to paddy and says that was great, I wonder how the girls are getting on



Sundance

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 23:49

We once went to one of these parties....I swapped my wife for a socket set.........

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 01:43

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cWkUhZ8n4

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 03:23

Mrshy....I would be interested in investing in this kind of venture. Lucrative and getting to meet some interesting people!

Blackie


Joined: 20/12/2007
Posts: 129

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 12:49

My wife asked to try something different in the bedroom recently. She asked to be handcuffed to the bed which I duly to. When she was all shackeled up she got quite excited and said "do what you want" so I put my coat on went to the pub for a few pints and had a kebab on the way home, an excellent experience well reommend to all you guys out there.

graycoul


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 493

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 12:49

pity its not mrs and mrs shy id cum alone to see you then!!

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 16:31

are you male or female mrmrshy

viper


Joined: 14/07/2008
Posts: 119

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 16:54

Racoonchic



I think mrmrshy will be any thing you want them to be.......





viper

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 17:26

excellent anything to liven this place up a bit

LOvegod


Joined: 22/03/2009
Posts: 161

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 17:46

log onto http://www.Tagged.com quite a bit on there

graycoul


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 493

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 18:19

yes agree with you racoon us 40 somethings are way out numbered by the wrinkles



a good adult club would be good......

Goonerboy


Joined: 01/04/2009
Posts: 723

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 18:32

what we need is a hooters...



http://www.hooters.to/nottingham/gallery.php

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 18:38

thanks for all the interesting comments, and yes racoonchic something needs livening up on the island.

marcosthechef



Joined: 30/11/2009
Posts: 646

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 18:54

I know loads of people from Nottingham who have villas here, not seen any of that lot from Hooters here tho



Yet



Count me in I am 40 something lol

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 18:58

cool, i wil as u 2 the list,mmmmmmmmmmm just need a venue and an indoor pool. 40 something is gud.

graycoul


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 493

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 19:27

list is growing i see a party comming on...................

graycoul


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 493

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 19:52

should be 30-50!! and mostly females or is that pushing it!!

Goonerboy


Joined: 01/04/2009
Posts: 723

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 20:21

I'll go along wiv that, and dont worry lads, I'll do us proud...

erictheviking


Joined: 14/05/2010
Posts: 32

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 20:36

Im sure if you go into one of the night clubs and hire a couple of girls in the evening you could at least get three way going.



On the other hand you could get your own going as there is an escort service on the island, where ladies of a certain age get a young turkish man for their own devices for the afternoon.



There is one company doing it already. But none for single male that is living here.



http://cyprusgentlemen.com/

graycoul


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 493

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 21:18

do they need any more guys to work for them!!??

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 21:41

I have my CV to hand.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 21:48

I think they'll be a few people coming. Where is it?

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 23:13

sounds like people r interested,mmm. Not got a venue yet, any ideas?? fun,fun,fun.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 23:15

It needs to be somewhere discreet.

graycoul


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 493

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 23:36

with alot of rooms!!! apprently......

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/11/2010 23:39

Plus a large swimming pool for all the games.

mmanue


Joined: 25/08/2010
Posts: 68

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 00:08

I,m attending, nice party!!!

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 00:15

any who is seriously interested email me privately. If I get enough interest can look at possible venues. Discretion assured. so come on all you ladies and men come and have some fun.

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 04:45

"Last one in is an idiot"

Marilyn


Joined: 29/08/2008
Posts: 52

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 20:35

It is well known that if you hang around inside several well known bars in Catalkoy, you could be approached by an attractive British couple who organise swing parties. But all you guys should know that invitations are for couples only. If you are a lone male, then the nightclub scene is the usual place to go. They cater for most male tastes - or so I'm told

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 21:21

wat bars in catalkoy

luaymaani


Joined: 05/10/2010
Posts: 47

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 21:30

its hard to have friends in this country for the foreigner younger generation who doesnt speak turkish !! i tried and tried but didnt find someone who speak a minimum level in english !! (O_O)

this is really boring !!!

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 21:36

another relative post

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 22:45

Msg 59 "The Half Way Inn", "The Cock & Ball"



Are their any swingers on the 44 forum ?

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 23:25

Thats wot we r tryin 2 find out. Gud names formvenues.

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 23:33

C44 is turning into the comedy series 'Benidorm' off ITV1

citychick


Joined: 27/09/2008
Posts: 200

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 23:47

my hubby would love to swap me for a ps3. lol

mrnmrshy


Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
06/11/2010 23:59

wel we all need a laf,especially wen so much negative stuf goes on!

LordJim


Joined: 12/10/2010
Posts: 221

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 13:00

btt i need a laugh

me-style


Joined: 03/08/2010
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 13:11

citychick can you send me some pictures of yourself so i can judge if it would pay off to buy the PS3 for the deal

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 13:19

Great post great laugh, but seriously i look fantastic in a basque and stockings and im more than willing to please anybody!!

LordJim


Joined: 12/10/2010
Posts: 221

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 13:21

post a pic and let members judge then.

me-style


Joined: 03/08/2010
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 13:21

bazzagirl are you also into the deal for a ps3? or what are you on????

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 13:24

No ive got a ps3 actually im looking for one of those new zimmerframes with wheels?? Any takers??

luaymaani


Joined: 05/10/2010
Posts: 47

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 13:39

lool. like the idea of ps3 swapping

me-style


Joined: 03/08/2010
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 13:57

bazzagirl what is the price for these compared to the ps3?

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 14:00

i dont know as i made my last one out of old metal tubing from the trnc!!

me-style


Joined: 03/08/2010
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 14:03

ok we can give it a try ;-)

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 17:38

thanks to u all for making me laugh, lifes been real tough latelyxx

me-style


Joined: 03/08/2010
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 18:59

you too bazzagirl, and if you decide to get into the ps3 exchange business than drop a line, tsk

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 19:06

Has anyone got a whip they don't need? )

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
08/11/2010 00:05

oh no, this all too much for me. An image of a grannie in a basque and suspenders playing on a PS3. I'm going to be shell shocked for a long time ;-) (Combining some of the above posts into one gruesome image btw)

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
08/11/2010 00:08

just thought, it would make a good advert for trying to get kids to stop play computer games ;-) ;-)

Marilyn


Joined: 29/08/2008
Posts: 52

Message Posted:
09/11/2010 00:34

hey folks

Swinging can be a lot of fun, and can help keep couples together who would otherwise drift apart based on 'the grass is always greener' way of thinking.

jimm127


Joined: 26/02/2008
Posts: 280

Message Posted:
09/11/2010 19:03

really have to keep this at the top, it's the most fun there has been on 44 for ages!!

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
09/11/2010 19:24

oi lapta mike im not a grannie, i might be 54 but i look 30 so im told and id take your breath away with my whipxx

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/11/2010 19:28

Do we have to wear leather gear?

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
09/11/2010 19:47

Once a judge asked the speeding driver what gear he was in and he said "Leather gear of course"



This thread will get us all a bad name, you better watch it.

ismet

me-style


Joined: 03/08/2010
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 00:21

Elko2 things went bananas when no1doven asked to buy a used whip, that made ste story rough before that it just had an erotic touch if people start to imagine too much ;-)

citychick


Joined: 27/09/2008
Posts: 200

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 01:15

message 80 i'm only 35!!!!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 08:00

Bill, you can borrow my birch.....................

Sundance


Joined: 15/07/2010
Posts: 213

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 12:52

Bazzigirl I must say you do look good in swim wear and no mistake,



Sundance

Sundance


Joined: 15/07/2010
Posts: 213

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 18:36

mrnmrsshy ant date for the party yet,

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 18:39

What time is it on Friday?

graycoul


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 493

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 20:06

when did anyone mention friday?? this friday??

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 20:35

Email said to be there by 8 pm

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 20:43

Ok Jock......

Marilyn


Joined: 29/08/2008
Posts: 52

Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:58

Hey folks

Swinging is, for some, a fulfilling recreational interest. Don't you think that many of these messages are too frivolous. There are lots of divorced elderly Brits living on their own in TRNC, and I would dare to suggest that if they had done a little swinging with their spouse, then they may have remained married and not become lonely old coots.

graycoul


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 493

Message Posted:
11/11/2010 11:29

where friday??

jesusjon



Joined: 03/08/2008
Posts: 93

Message Posted:
13/12/2010 13:49

So did a party happen lol?

and some one frightened bazzagirl.

coffeeman


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 242

Message Posted:
13/12/2010 14:46

swing when your wining