the husband store

craig2536


Joined: 09/06/2007
Posts: 277

Message Posted:
28/08/2008 09:39

The Husband Store



A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a



woman may go to choose a husband.







Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store



operates:











You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of



the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.







The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go



up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!







So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor



the sign on the door reads:











Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.



She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:







Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."



So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.



"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and



Help With Housework.



"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with



Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign



reads:







Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this



floor.



This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.











Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.











PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store



just across the street.







The first floor has wives that love sex.



The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.



The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

stellasstar1



Joined: 02/07/2008
Posts: 1519

Message Posted:
28/08/2008 09:54

That was a good laugh first thing in the morning. Thanks

cattywatty


Joined: 09/02/2008
Posts: 78

Message Posted:
28/08/2008 09:57

Yes indeed made me smile first thing

craig2536


Joined: 09/06/2007
Posts: 277

Message Posted:
28/08/2008 10:58

yes i saw it and thought it needs to be posted on here to hopefully make a few smiles

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
28/08/2008 13:13

This has just brightend up my day, so far it`s been pretty S--T. Have A Nice Day. Because of the above joke I intend to have one.

stevie-d

jackeen


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 222

Message Posted:
28/08/2008 14:54

Its gone midday and I have only come onto the forum that was good.