does your bush need trimming?

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 20:34

Title says it all really! For all your gardening needs, call 05338331292





DD

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 20:35

ooo eeeeerr missus ;-)

jock1



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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 20:36

..........

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 20:44

I thought this was linked to the 'Adult' evening thread. )

aussiejock



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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 20:47

No1Doyen

I had the same thoughts, naughty

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 20:59

I have no idea why you would think it's naughty...... ;)))))





DD

sienna


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:06

there's nothing like a nice neat trimmed bush ! ............................

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:22

oh god, laughing so much I think I'm going to have a heart attack ;-)



Reminds me of the following song



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiNSSElgGr4



NOTE DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:32

msg 7, Sienna.....absolutely agreed!!





DD

deputydawg


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:33

Has the offer been "snatched up" yet ?

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:36

deputydawg, you've started me off again. lol profuesly

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:42

at least my mucky mind is keeping it to the top DD sweetheart ;-)

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:46

You can be as mucky as you like Mike....it's all good for me.....i am quite a liberal sort!





DD

Deniz1


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:49

Go and see Tasha at the Cutting Room then!

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:51

Does she do gardening as well? ;))





DD

Blackbird



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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 21:57

My wife heard about bush trimming.................ruined the bloody mower...........

sienna


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 22:22

ha ha ha ha lol Mike my 18 year old daughter has just told me that is inappropiate listening lololololol very funny



DD what are you like !

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 22:26

hahahaha....'fanny fringe'......priceless!!!





DD

Goonerboy


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 22:39

Come on guys, lets stick to the topic, muff said!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 22:53

I was going to say something rude, but thought better of it. Phew! That was a close shave.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 22:57

Stop pussyfooting around! )

Goonerboy


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 22:58

i presume it will be a proper trim and not summin mingey

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 23:04

) ) )

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 23:25

DD you are a star. You have brought so much laughter and happiness onto this board with your 'innocent thread' You are a breath of fresh air.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/11/2010 23:35

Mike. Don't you mean a 'breath of fresh Hair' )

deputydawg


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 00:07

I keep coming back to this thread to see if LaptaMike has gone for a bird in the hand or two in the bush. Is he stilll hedging his bets ? He hasn't gone pubic yet .... oops should that be public !

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 00:15

lol Bill and deputy, your cracking me up.

billybob


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 01:21

theres been a few hairy moments on this thread ))))

BatteryBoy


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 01:35

Come on GUYS dont beat about the Bush. If you all had the right tools the job could be done right.



And for the beginners it would be done in half the time.



Practice makes perfect







batteryboy

racoonchic



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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 06:19

my wifes climatus is needing a little attention

Zoony


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 07:57

Sounds like a case of hair today and gone tomorrow !

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 07:59

(in case anyone has forgotten what this thread is about)



For all your gardening and household needs. Including, pruning, weeding, trimming and watering and house cleaning.



Can also do dog walking and babysitting over the Christmas period. Book now to be sure to get the help you need.



05338331292





DD

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 08:50

Racoonchic. ) ) )

millzer


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 09:56

I wonder DD, do you trim bushes in the 'Brazillian' style? It's quite popular now I believe in an upright sort of way, helps prevent too much spreading about and growing wildly... so I'm told

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 10:30

I can trim your bush to what ever length you would like. However i wouldn't suggest you have it trimmed too much....it can look unsightly and not very pretty. Too rigorous a trimming/pruning can be also be detrimental to your bush, and to other plants. Perhaps you could call me to discuss your needs.





DD

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 17:14

Perhaps i should make another thread that has less insinuations....come on guys, all i want to do is make a bit of pocket money....



This has been a lot of fun, but my phone isn't ringing...Christmas is coming and there are gifts to buy...



Shall i start a new thread, or can everyone be a little bit serious....





DD

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 17:43

sorry sweetheart, I just couldn't help myself. Had me in stitches. On a serious note, I might need you to look after Efes for a week or 2 in december. Don't know yet but will let you know. (Depends if I pop back to the UK or not, also whether Willy and Lena can take him) How much do you charge per day?

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 17:45

Best to give me a call Mike, then we discuss what you need.





DD

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 17:49

okey dokey. Will do love. I'll wait and see how things pan out first though. A friend is supposed to be coming out next week but a few things have cropped up. If he can't get over here I'm going to fly back to see him. He's going to let me know closer to the time.

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 19:58

My Peonys need,s some TLC, I trimmed a bush last week, and finished up with a big gash on my fingers.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 20:49

DD. Why don't you post on here exactly what type of work you would be prepared to do, that way you'll get the point across and you may pick up some work. I'm being serious.

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 21:35

I thought i did in msg 32....





DD

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 21:41

Quite right DD. However I meant other jobs that you'd consider. Painting, Decorating, looking after peoples property when they are not here..etc etc..

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 21:49

sorry, stilll got to giggle at the heading of the thread. I know I'm being childish but at least it keeps it to the top.



By the way DD Lilli knows your number doesn't she?

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 23:01

Yes she does Mike, it's also on this thread.



No1....not sure i'd be any good at the DIY stuff...if you look at previous threads, you will note my sort of disaster with a concrete mix...not pleasant! As for all other house and garden duties, i can pretty much turn my hand to most things and i'm very reliable...i will even take photos of the kept garden to show the owners how it's coming along while they are away.



Do you think i should start a new thread?





DD

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
13/11/2010 08:18

I think a little bump is in order....





DD