Wise words from Willie Nelson on reaching his 75th birthday

TopTen


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 15:18

"I have outlived my pecker."



The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the f***in' thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!

the butler


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 16:38

I think this is so funny Top Ten, Thank you for sharing it.

Tenakoutou



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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 17:25

It must be the water in Australia, because our favourite Australian bard's grandad certainly doesn't have Willie Nelson's drooping problem!



This item is definitely NOT P.C. !!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk0IohK5K8E

jimmyG


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 18:12

It's not his only problem - he can't sing either!!

matula


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 18:55

Msg4---A bit like Jimmy Nail then?

millzer


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 19:14

Very good

jimchris09


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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 23:27

I think Jimmy Nail and Willie Nelson are great singers! Better them than Eminem and Snoop Doggy Dogg and all that c**p!

Lilli



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Message Posted:
11/11/2010 23:35

Hiya Top very good and i think a lot can relate too, guys us ladies get our problems to, our boobs can handle the pencil test anymore etc. It great that someone can see the funny side of ageing x

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
12/11/2010 09:12

I like Eminem but not Snoop Doggy.

TRNCVaughan


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Message Posted:
12/11/2010 13:30

Three rules for Old Men

1. Never miss the chance to spend a penny.

2. Never waste a hard-on.

3. Never trust a fart.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
12/11/2010 13:39

Vaughan.



4. Don't chase after old women.

TRNCVaughan


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Message Posted:
12/11/2010 14:09

I only chase after young(er) women.

TopTen


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Message Posted:
12/11/2010 14:45

Can do a quick walk, chasing ? no