Cratos. Urban Bug Nite Club

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 02:32

Well watched the boxing tonight,what a great win for the knockout master,Mr Haye



Then i went on my way to the cratos,and within the cratos is a club called URBAN BUG. what a sorry shit hole it is .

I am not shy of paying 35TL for a vodka coke and white wine,but when you go into a place,which of course entrance is free,and is run by a Girl who says she is from st petersburg maybe moldova and they rip the arse outta you and offer nothing,just a club full of men sharing 1 bottle of beer between 3 or 4 and others getting drinks for free,i then see my arse.

I have been to clubs all over the world,these prices are criminal,i told the splitass on the door when i exited the gaff,your prices are crazy.maybe your rent is expensive,she said NO,im part owner with owner of cratos. oh i said.i asked her who can afford these drink prices,i said the place only has eastern european independtant workers and locals or mainlanders who wish to look at eye candy brass from eastern europe.

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 02:40

she said to me ,ok we are new,we are learning,i asked her learning what?

learning how to serve our customers,with half open eyes, looked more like some thing out of a street in manchester back streets.

To be honest,i feel so sorry for some of these fakes who try to show the people of north cyprus how to make a great night.

i said to her,ive just come from a russian owned and run bar and restaurant,and the place had maybe 100 people there,mi said your disco has 20 people, and the place i came from was full all nite,and a glass of wine is 3tl and a local shite vodka and coke is 3tl.she could just about open her eyes and say ,ohhh,i see.see what i thought.she couldnt see SFA!

Now that is my rant over.

URBAN BUGG. i would not piss on you if on fire let alone return to your shit hole venue,.which is a rip off.

Customer service 0

Entertainment value 0

value for money 0

interior 0. it is just a cellar.

i just have no words to describe this shithole.

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 08:40

I think you have done VERY WELL,obviously not worth a visit thanks Zero

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 09:13

So Zero don't sit on the fence ...............did you like it there or what !!! LOL

LordJim


Joined: 12/10/2010
Posts: 221

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 09:21

have you not tried the sauna yet zero ??



it is quite ane eye opener certainly give a guy a lift .......................

Deniz1


Joined: 28/07/2009
Posts: 3829

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 10:02

Dont think Zero needs help in that direction he always has a beautiful lady on his arm.

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 10:17

zerochlor.



Must say I bet they were pleased to see the back of you and hope you never return with that write up you gave them.



''Ok yes'' give us all feedback that is what this forum is all about, and maybe Cratos would probably take note and act accordingly.



However zerochlor using that sort of language you are best keeping in the company of the previous russian bar you visited, at least with that amount of people present, being noisy some folk would not be subjected to the descriptive words you use.

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 10:20

I was never taught a lot of the words in the English language zerochlor uses in his posts 1 and 2... There must have been something wrong with my school in Holland, I suppose.

P.S. Keep giving us your reviews of places for the better offs, zero!

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 11:09

pipie.



Sorry about my descriptive lanuage,hope you did not choke on your cornflakes





DC. Better offs!.



your right, better of not going .

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 11:46

zerochlor. no probs !!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 11:59

This informative gentleman, 'zerochlor', is, to 'would be' CY44 niteclub patrons, what Egon Ronay is to diners!



CY44 members should really be helping to fund such explorative activities; which, surely, can only be for our mutual benefit!

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 12:24

Tenakoutou.



I agree you cannot take away the fact that Zerochlor gives regular informative feedback.

I for one follow Zeroclhlor's feedback on places he visits with interest.



I just hope Zerochlor leaves out certain descriptive words in order for me to continue to enjoy his posts.

At least he is man enough not to go off on one if he is challenged in any way .



However not sure I will contribute to funding such reviews, Zerochlor appears to down quite a few LOL

will leave the offer of funding his reviews to you, as his expenses could work out be a tad high !! LOL

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 12:36

you know something,last nite was a eye opener for me,seeing people getting free drinks as there sisters mothers brothers fathers cousins third cousins brother work behind the bar,and if i am totally honest,that club looks and feels like a after thought,ohh look we got a big unused storage room here,lets turn it into a disco/night club and get a eastern european woman to run it,she could hardly communicate with me,now i realise where all the good vodka had gone,and i was left with the local poison.



When i told her and the door people what a toilet the place was,they all looked suprised at my honesty,why 1 guy asked,i said turn on the lights and take a look.

i said go and count the number of paying customers you got.

I asked who they where trying to attract with the prices,they did not know.



When you see 4 guys stood round a table with 1 bottle of effes and 4 glasses,shouldnt that tell you some thing if your a manager there?

My advice to you.

Dont waste your hard earned money.

CJtill


Joined: 02/05/2008
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 13:19

I dont think they are really bothered what the likes of you and I think, as they are looking for a different type of clients. Not over keen on the Cratos, but must admit the casino is pretty good, and does cater for the low-rollers like myself.

Michael

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 14:09

Dave am I right in thinking you didn,t like Cratos. Nice one my friend I admire you, tell it like it is.



It,s a shame because we had enjoyed a really great night at the Barrel.



I bet the expensive red wine at Cratos wasn,t up to the same standard as the Red we where enjoying for 3 or 4 TL a large glass !

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
14/11/2010 22:53

Lee. . you are 100% correct.



The glass of wine @ 20tl was nats phizz in the urban bugg foxxyyy nite club within the cratos property.



I must say cratos on a whole is a nice place and i enjoy to unwind there from time to time,even the bar in the port cratos is alot cheaper than that dingey disco.At port cratos i bought 3 beers and 1 white wine,32tl, which i think is ok.



Give the disco a miss if you do not like your ass spanked

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
15/11/2010 11:47

Never really fancied having my ass spanked. tried most other things.

ClaireCat44



Joined: 17/09/2008
Posts: 739

Message Posted:
15/11/2010 12:50

Message 8: Hans, don't worry! They didn't teach a lot of those words in my school in England either! I just have to aim for a general understanding of Dave's posts!

petez


Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 560

Message Posted:
15/11/2010 12:59

So is it just the little club that is a rip off Zerochlor?



What about the rest of the place?



Have just put a piece up about Randy Crawford playing there tomorrow night...

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
15/11/2010 19:57

Hi petez.



I find the rest of the place not so bad priced for a 5* hotel,and the outside bar down by the beach/port is very reasonable.

Just the dingey niteclub that spanks your ass