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Tootie


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16/11/2010 21:12

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A woman in her 40's is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.'

The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 45-year old arse?'

'Your name never came up,' she replied.



No1Doyen


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17/11/2010 10:27

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Teacher says to class, "OK class, today we're going to be talking about the tenses.

Now if I say I'm beautiful, which tense is it?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, "Obviously it is the past tense Miss."    



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