The thoughts of Capello

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
18/11/2010 10:34

I playa biga Carrol uppa the fronta, e gud with ees ead. Milner e maka the crosses from left with no left foota. John Barnes e play there international 87 times for 11 goals with no left foota ana crosses. Walcott e av blistering pace ana right foota so e playa on right but not giva im balla as he dubble markad. Gosha, that Walcott e crappa without balla. That Nasri e isser taking the pisa. I fix eem, I bring on a left foota and I play im on the right while e Nasri e lefta in middle. Oh sheet, Johnson he no taka the balla around the defence either. Maybe gud that Franco team was in disarraya or Englisha av er spahgetti on er facea. Why I care about 85,000 paya to watcha, I scorea millions, an can getta more for constructive dismissal before retire ?. Watta u expect I am spick no anglaisea?. Must no upsetta Dutcha Crusada, next tima I picka 11 wild donka from Karpas.

Scoty


Joined: 23/05/2010
Posts: 846

Message Posted:
18/11/2010 22:47

For the English around - translate what your manager says. Forgot - you cant!!! same as the team

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/11/2010 22:58

Deputy. I think the 11 wild donkeys would have beat England as well. )

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
18/11/2010 23:03

If we dont watch it the English national side will be as bad as the Scots,

Paul.

IbrahimAbi


Joined: 24/10/2010
Posts: 245

Message Posted:
18/11/2010 23:12

We'd still have had eleven big pr*cks on the field

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/11/2010 23:13

Paul. Be careful mate you know Jocks not gone to bed yet. )

IbrahimAbi


Joined: 24/10/2010
Posts: 245

Message Posted:
18/11/2010 23:13

We'd still have had eleven big pr*cks on the field

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
18/11/2010 23:48

Thats 22 big pr*cks Ibrahimabi,

Paul.

Lufc1



Joined: 16/11/2010
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 00:41

£6 million a year for what

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 07:22

I am treating it with the contempt it deserves...............

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 07:51

Hi jock1,

I'm surprised that you've sobered up after our "HISTORIC" win over The Faroe Islands.

Even "The Royal Wedding" was overshadowed on "Scottish Sky News" & CNN for 2 days

Rumour has it there's to be a national holiday to celebrate this win, 30th November I hear

Rod Stewart & Sean Connery have even suggested to "ER" that the whole team should be knighted too.

Bring on San Marino )))

Navek

johndp


Joined: 08/09/2009
Posts: 497

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 09:24

Navek

What do you mean 'rumour has it'

its true its splashed all over the front of the daily record so it must be true, theyre even blowing up the forests in celebration )))

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 10:49

It has been suggested that the British can beat the world by displaying a spirit of unity with a combined team of English, Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish players with all home games to be played in sunny Belfast. Manchester United to loan referee Howard (of the webbed feet) to officiate all these aqua matches. Capello says "I av enufffa problemas now, the Scots, Welsh, and Irish, they wooda kicka the sheet outa the engleesh in the tunnel before matchas start".

johndp


Joined: 08/09/2009
Posts: 497

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 11:42

PURE DEAD BRILLIANT



10/10 DEPUTYDAWG

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 16:06

Breaking news. Capello states, "I av fixa the problem. I paya the "Bung" to the EU and UN and the TRNC embargo is lifted. I promise you the 11 wild donka from Karpasa will playa for Anglai in the next world Cuppa fixature. Dutcha Crusada's Holland isa illiminated for ruining last final witha foul play. So, shutta up or I smasha yer face"

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 18:17

Hi Jock,

What a fantastic win that was the other night.It will go down in the annals of Scottish football history,

Paul.

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 18:31

Cappello is a brilliant manager, there's an ole saying that a carpenter can't make anything if he hasn't got the wood! i for one can't see any real wood in the team past John Terry if i have to pick one, and he even has issues.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 19:21

Steve Gerrard is a great player for club but not country,

Paul.

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
19/11/2010 19:54

There is an abundance of wood in the guise of planks.