Joke : The Compassion of a Yorkshire Lass

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
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Message Posted:
29/11/2010 13:43

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past, one from the Midlands, the second from Surrey and the third from Yorkshire . They felt sorry for the poor man.









The Midlands woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'









The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.







The Surrey woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'





The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.





The Yorkshire woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f ** ked?'



The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'















She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

LaptaGeezer


Joined: 01/06/2010
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Message Posted:
29/11/2010 14:02

Made me giggle....

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
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Message Posted:
29/11/2010 14:15

That's terrible - but it did make me laugh out loud

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
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Message Posted:
29/11/2010 14:28

Another plus for the med and no tide. I hope it was not the mouth of the Bristol Channel with the "bore" due, though he could be rescued by a Filopino on a deckchair !

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
29/11/2010 14:48

Shame the last one wasn't welsh.

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
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Message Posted:
29/11/2010 15:40

dewputydawg why do you think the Med has no tide? it does, no where near as large as the UK and other places but look here and you will see Cyprus is in the more "tidal" areas of the Med



http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/question.php?number=627

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
29/11/2010 16:34

Pugwash, I concede that, and knew it. Hardly enough to drown, maybe enough tp wash a Pug's paws.

Blackie


Joined: 20/12/2007
Posts: 129

Message Posted:
29/11/2010 18:04

By the way what do you call a guy with no arms and legs who falls into the sea. Bob