grumpy old gits

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 16:00

there certainly are some grumps on this forum at the moment !! is there something floating around the cyber space or what ?? whatever it is i really do not want to catch it !

regards , simbas

legin


Joined: 15/11/2007
Posts: 105

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 16:05

Simbas

Totally agree with your comments. i wish some of these grumpy people would go and bother someone else



Regards



Nigel

jackeen


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 222

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 16:13

Hi simbas and legin, i agree with both of you. Its all doom and gloom on this forum at the moment except for the sunshine that people are enjoying in TRNC. Come on nige where's the joke/thought for the day? I'm useless with jokes always forget the punchline.



My thought for today is: try and do a good deed for at least one other person.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 16:15

aw , thats nice jackeen , its a pity more people did'nt think that way .

regards , simbas

Elliecy


Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 153

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 16:17

I agree and some bizarre and random rants as well! Maybe some people have had too much sun, or perhaps not enough?

HAPPY FEET


Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 16:20

Nobody more grumpy than Kevin Keegan he has walked out of the toon !!!!!

puppylover



Joined: 05/05/2008
Posts: 1427

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 16:42

Simbas.

Totally agree with you...there will always be moaners in life but it seems there is a higher percentage of people having a moan about everything and anything at the moment.



Last week I received an email from a very good friend who thought I would like to see an attachment she had been sent.

After I had read it I sent it to a friend who is going through a "moaning" session in life about everything and anything....thought it would make them realise how lucky they really are.



I wish I was a computor whizz kid and could attach it on this board....maybe it would give the moaners an insight into what is important in life.



I sometime think we all loose sight of how lucky the majority of us are in life and we should reach out a hand to help those less fortunate.

puppylover



Joined: 05/05/2008
Posts: 1427

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 16:47

Re msg 7.....does anyone know is it possible to put an attachment from an email on the board.....would like to share a very thought provoking email I have received called "Voted best email of the year".



If it is possible and there is any member than can do it...I would be grateful.



Enjoy your day!

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 17:03

puppy lover .

Try copy/paste might be easier . Hope this helps .

Krin52


Joined: 25/08/2008
Posts: 419

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 17:04

Here's one that made me smile ( and sadly agree with!)



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 40?





NUDITY

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 17:24

yeh , that's a good one

puppylover



Joined: 05/05/2008
Posts: 1427

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 18:11

Krin52.....very funny...at 47 it made me smile!!

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 19:21

Grumpy Old Gits



Please sign me up for some of that. Nothing better than a right good gripe. We should form a club....to beat the crap out of do gooders and leftie liberals

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 19:43

Ok Vince,



At last the voice of moderation.



I am not going to be drawn on PMT! and the benefits of HRT!



How about a little music, to sooth the souls of our less aggressive members....



I propose Perhaps Love Placido Domingo.







Now with apologies to all our more beautiful members..................



But ....I have got,,,, Dragons to slay......Vampires to swat.... Undesireables to eject!!!..



Pikes to bait, and D&Cs to clean up after!



Somebodies got to defend the Compound, from these invaders.



You have been warned by MarkV Piazza......Moderator of Villa Owners BB.



He said...."Don't feed the Trolls" I agree!! But perhaps a little good hearted fun, as they



run for the trenches!!



wyn



(if you don't like it, switch to another thread!)

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 19:52

MarkVPiazza.



This ones for you.



Take care mate,



wyn

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 19:54

Does the poor dear need it from you?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 21:48

Now Now pikey..............

hector


Joined: 26/08/2008
Posts: 2352

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 21:50

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 21:52

Hector,



Must have been Scottish!



wyn

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 22:06

RE Mr Vince : (...) We should form a club....to beat the crap out of do gooders and leftie liberals (...)



In some countries these clubs already exist. They use the same old fashioned language as you do. They're called Neo-Nazi's, New Black Front, Liga Nord etc. If you don't have brains and hence can't debate , use your fists, eh?

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 22:15

The little "F" is back! The witching Hour.......Throwing out time! Vampire reporters.



Izzet...Why do we have to have all these rejects from Villa Owners BB. They were throw out for unacceptable , negative, and offensive postings.Why do we have to put up with it?



MarkVPiazza has warned us. Kay 26 has warned us, I guess its your judgement!



Break out the garlic!



wyn

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 22:23

wyn,



You are so gullible!!!!!! You really do fall for any line that is fed you by the likes of Pizza etc.



As for Pt Pike, he plays you every time despite your constant protestations about not going to be drawn into things.



If you kept quiet for a change any of these threads would probably be cut short and you would not give these people the corn they so gladly feed on.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 22:30

joke for the day. mother walks into daughters house and finds her lying on the sofa totally nude, but smelling very nicely of perfume. mother say"what onearth arelying like that for" daughterreplys" this is my love dress, and when hubby comes home he cant resist me and we make mad passionate love for hours. mother dashes home gets undressed splashes on her best perfume and lies on thesofa awaiting her hubbies arrival. hubbie comes in sees his wife on sofa and says"whats this then" wife says "this is my love dress darling" hubbie replies"it needs ironing,whats for tea"

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 22:39

Brilliant LOL !!!!!!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 22:46

wyn you would love to be SCOTTISH............................

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 22:52

jock1,



Gonnae no suggest that...

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
02/09/2008 23:07

Not far off Jock. In Alnwick and area last Wednesday.



Beautiful countryside. Can understand why people leave it!



Can you believe its pouring down again! Weather must be the reason!



Enjoy the sunshine See you 24/9,



wyn

puppylover



Joined: 05/05/2008
Posts: 1427

Message Posted:
03/09/2008 00:33

Wyn...re msg 14.



"Perhaps love"....Placido Domingo....one of my all time favourites.

What a voice....have to go and find his CD now.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
03/09/2008 00:41

Puppylove,



A beautiful piece of music. It really lifts my soul (and that takes something nowadays)

Take care,



wyn

Mr Vince


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 696

Message Posted:
03/09/2008 18:48

Herr Dodleman



I have been accuised of numerous things in the past but never Facism. It is obviouse to me that your claims to a profession in Journalism are either false or you have become deluded. One of the first rules of your discredited profession is to make sure of your facts before letting rip. You have a habit of opening your mouth and letting your guts rumble. Remember only last week when you printed a retraction for Ronnie who was mightely displeased to be accused of being a thief and a liar. I will not ask for your retraction because I know what I am and a Neo Nazi I am not. However one cannot be sure about you. Your little country rolled over and let Nazis come and rub your lilly white bellies. Where are you from origionally? Dutchland or Deutchland. Both the same realy. My loving father would have summed you up as a Gobshite. If you cannot recognise IRONY and DOUBLE ENTANDRE, then I was right all along about your claims as a journo. Maybe you worked in the classified section of some little rag as a copy typist.



If you cannot think of something either nice or witty to publish on BB then do as my mum says. If you cannot say something nice then shut up. If you want details of my solicitors to sue me then please drop me a line

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
03/09/2008 19:04

Mr Vince: "and DOUBLE ENTANDRE"



I'm as game as the next red-blooded male, but I can't see the hosting company allowing these images on the BB.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
04/09/2008 17:51

THIS ONE IS FOR THE LADIES.

GRANDDAUGHTER COMES DOWNSTAIRS IN A SEE THROUGH BLOUSE AND NO BRA.

GRAND MOTHER THROWS A WOBBLY

"YOU CANNOT GO OUTLIKE THAT" SHESAYS.

"RELAX GRAN, THESE ARE MODERN TIMES AND YOUHAVE TO LET TOUR ROSE BUDS SHOW"

NEXT DAY GRAND DAUGHTER COMES DOWN STAIRS TO FIND GRAN SITTING THERE TOPLESS

"GRAN,YOU CANT SIT THERE LIKE THAT, IHAVE FRIENDS COMING OVER"

" I THOUGHT THESE WERE MODERN TIMES," SAYS GRAN

"SO IF YOU CAN SHOW YOUR ROSE BUDS I CAN DISPLAY MY HANGING BASKETS"

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/09/2008 18:08

this is an old one but one i allways remember because it was the first dirty joke my mum told me...



little girl goes upstairs and sees her dad laying naked on the bed.

sho comes dowstairs and says to her mum. "what's that thing sticking up out of dad".



mum thinks fast and says" it's his tulp"



"ok" says the girl and goes back upstairs.



next minute there is a big scream.

mum rushes upstairs to see the little girl with dad's thingy in her hands.



mum say's "what have you done"



"it's ok" says the girl "i've left him a couple of bulbs it will grow again".

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/09/2008 22:47

come on guys no comment on my best , oldest joke.

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 08:53

What's a tulp?

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 09:05

oh dear my spelling again .........TULIP

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 12:34

never mind the spelling i.l.m.d. Iunder stood the joke cos my spelling is as bad. the wife thought it was funny as well.

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 13:50

thankyou coachie.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 16:58

re message 31 , oh slipper , thats a really sweet thing to do , and i certainly don't mind you calling her simbas , it shows great compassion i'm just glad you found it in your heart to give the old bitch some comfort in her later years , it just goes to show your softer side .

do you know what simba means ??

regards , simbas

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 21:31

I.L.M.D...... silly little one for you. Lady taking her 5 yr.old daughter to school, is following this convertable with the hood down,when it suddenly stops,and this nakrd lady stood up waving to them.Before the woman could do anything to stop her 5yr.old seeing this,the little girl said"Mummy, that lady is not wearing her seat belt" and that is why we love the innocence of kids.

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 21:33

coachie......... bit like the little boy in the changing room one. did you read that one ..... or was it you that posted it?

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 21:37

I.l.m.d....guilty on both counts.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 21:40

for simbas....... I might be old and some would say past my sell by date, but even her indoors says i aint grumpy

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 21:41

for simbas....... I might be old and some would say past my sell by date, but even her indoors says i aint grumpy

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
05/09/2008 23:07

hi coachie , bless you

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
06/09/2008 13:21

hi simbas ..notice slipper 1 did not reply to your question on ...did he know what simba meant.

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
06/09/2008 14:27

mmmmm a question with no answer. now theres a thaught or maybe he has gone away

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
06/09/2008 14:36

Is it the name of a character from Jungle Book or something?

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
06/09/2008 14:42

pikey now i know u are just messing

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
06/09/2008 14:59

its swahili for lion

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
06/09/2008 15:05

went to kenya last year. so that is one of the first things they tell you.

along akuna matata... any takers on this. it is an easy one

puppylover



Joined: 05/05/2008
Posts: 1427

Message Posted:
06/09/2008 15:58

"don't worry...be happy"

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
06/09/2008 21:29

I.L.M.D.... WENT HERE 6YRS AGO AND THEY HAD AVERY CATCHY TUNE THEY USED TO SING TO IT,AND EVERYBODY WAS GOING ROUND SINGING IT.WAS IT STILL ON WHEN YOU WENT...

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
15/09/2008 18:56

coachie..... yes it was we baught a c.d with all the music on it's really good and i edited all my photo's to the music