İdİot proof turkİsh conversatİon

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
30/11/2010 21:28

STARTİNG İN JANUARY 2011 EASY LEARNİNG TURKISH CONVERSATİON LESSONS WİTH HATİ 10 TL. İNCLUDES TEA OR COFFEE AT HATİ CAFE ESENTEPE..PLEASE PHON HATİ FOR FURTHER DETAİLS AND TO BOOK YOUR PLACE...O533 863 38 62

Traveller0392


Joined: 21/03/2008
Posts: 186

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 01:28

book me in... I'm currently looking to do my GCSE next year at Westminster University .... The teacher is originally from Trabzon ... so will have to do another lesson when I get back to good old Cyprus ... I think the Cypriot accent compared to a similar one in UK is probably on a par with Geordie ... or West Cumbrian ... .. eg Napan ...

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 07:38

wat time is it please hati xx

flutterby


Joined: 11/01/2008
Posts: 214

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 07:47

What day and time Hati, would be very interested!!

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 07:49

Nothing is idiot proof for a sufficiently talented idiot!

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 09:40

sunday 10.30 betven 11.00 ...

flutterby


Joined: 11/01/2008
Posts: 214

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 10:45

How much are the lessons Hati. Will pop up to see you soon!!!

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 10:45

one hour..

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 10:47

10 tl...coffe or tea welcome drink

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 11:26

Hi Hati!! Book me in please... Mrs Navek (Kaye)

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 13:19

sundays hangover day hati so mae sure you have plenty of coffee x

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 14:12

coffee to chat and meet nice condition ...Kevan will be super fun ...

Deniz1


Joined: 28/07/2009
Posts: 3829

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 14:18

Ok book a place for me please.

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 14:26

and me hati xx

flutterby


Joined: 11/01/2008
Posts: 214

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 14:30

me too x 2 (that's if the hub joins me)!!

flutterby


Joined: 11/01/2008
Posts: 214

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 14:34

Yep hub going to join me, so make that 2 pls Hatti!!

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 15:04

okay ... so I would thank..will be a surprise ..

madamx


Joined: 04/10/2010
Posts: 19

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 18:21

Hati, with you as teacher and one of the best hostesses around, I will be there

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 18:36

There is a few cousins south of the border requiring your services. Just how idiotic can they be to join your classes, cause these idiots are in class of their own. Thick as two short planks and arrogant superiority complex to go with it. Not forgetting their hattred for anything Turkish. Do you have any medication to calm them down in case they get a bit over excited? One of them blue pills that they give donkeys for when they are a it too excited will do. And keep plenty in reserve because some of them are beyond help.

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 18:54

The voice of reason!!!!

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 20:21

I do not understand why you think the opposite.I'll teach you not only simple chat.upon the request of my friends, this was a good idea.an event is difficult because the grammar.learn daily conversation.Cyprus is also a first in a limited social life.How many books attempting an interpretation of the social event, such as 10 tl.disparage attempts to mock.people who want it to behave just biased.I think the wrong..It feels great to work to help to help.This event excited me so much...thanks for answers...

tracer


Joined: 02/06/2010
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 08:36

Always with your kind word for your cousins Yfred they must give you the gaddafi award or make a new one on your name YFREDS PEACE AWARD

norma jean



Joined: 29/05/2008
Posts: 191

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 08:50

Book me in too, please Hati.



Marilyn.

Rottolover



Joined: 21/06/2009
Posts: 519

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 09:06

Hi Hati, I think you have hit on a great idea. We will be back there at the end of January...I hope you are still offering the sessions, because Emmy and I would love to join.



Hi Marilyn.

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 12:23

Tracer, kindly leave my lovely cousins in the south alone. They have enough problems of their own and don't need any encouragement from anybody else. I am only trying to help them improve their lives for when they move up north into their properties. Although they don't appreciate it, I don't mind. I know they love me to death deep inside.

tracer


Joined: 02/06/2010
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 12:36

MSG 25

I s good to have someone to care for my well being thanks again Yfred.

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 12:53

Tracer, it's my pleasure to help my cousins in the south. I've been like this ever since I was a child and they were firing bullets at me. Thankfully none of them could shoot staight and in any case I had the bullet with my name on it. I carved it myself.



What is your connection with them?

tracer


Joined: 02/06/2010
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 13:17

I believe the fishermen yesterday feld the same .

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 16:03

Now that I have seen the report, I am inclined to agree with you old boy, and I have not had a drop of zivania.

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 16:41

Esentepe is not too far from Famagusta. Would you like me to come and tell you a few jokes in Turkish?

ismet

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 17:16

Ismet, Turkish jokes in english are never funny.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 20:08

Hi Hati, a few of my friends would like to come to your classes... at this rate it looks like you may have to do more than 1 class a week !!!!! Mrs Navek (kaye)

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 20:10

Back to the top Mrs Navek (Kaye)

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 11:01

Another time the same day 10 people each class should be ... ..Cafe closed on Sunday.In two or three classes on Sunday so the setting ..

tracer


Joined: 02/06/2010
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 13:56

Yfred if you send me an email you will agree with me in many matters with or with out of zivania

or we can get drunk together. You old boy !!!!

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 14:25

Tracer, I can't possibly send you any Zivania via the email. What have you been drinking today then? You worry too much about my cousins south of the border. Do not worry abut them. They know how to run backwards from a fight very well. They broke all the records in 74. They were very good at attacking defenseless civilians though as in 63 and 67.

You still have not said what your connections are with them as you worry so much for them old boy, what?

tracer


Joined: 02/06/2010
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 16:45

Iam one of them y fred ........... but we must be realy good to run backwards and accomplished to kill or wound 17000 turkish troops and shoot down 17teen aeroplanes even with junda over us. Just imagine us fight with proper arms and army .

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 23:57

Thank you. because of your interest

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
07/12/2010 23:59

the last few weeks...

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 00:47

I always love the one in wales, they say at the end of the day. Yes what happens at the end of the day please xxxxxxxxxxx

Deniz1


Joined: 28/07/2009
Posts: 3829

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 08:18

Hati reserve a place for me please i can come any time sunday morning.

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
20/12/2010 02:07

ok deniz..

Ossie


Joined: 19/01/2008
Posts: 311

Message Posted:
20/12/2010 06:54

What Sunday are you starting?

Ossie


Joined: 19/01/2008
Posts: 311

Message Posted:
20/12/2010 09:03

Put me down for 2 please Hati.

haticafe


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 162

Message Posted:
20/12/2010 11:00

2nd sunday jenuary.. probably be two or three class ..I am very happy for your interest everyone