Joke An appointment at the doctors

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 11:15

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"



Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"



The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

...

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

"Hmm," says the Doctor,



He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.



The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"



"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 11:58

Top joke, TopTen. )

cemaliye7a


Joined: 06/06/2010
Posts: 239

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 12:03

Hahahaha ))

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 13:02

. If the doctor also wants specimens of urine, stools, and sperm, will it be best that he leaves his underpants with the doctor ?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 13:08

FILTH !!!!!!!

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 13:23

Wot I wanna know is the identity of the patient ? Jock has already entered his usual denial of anything gross but does he have an alibii ?

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 14:36

A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time, she said, 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually'.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/12/2010 15:42

Apc. That's funny. )