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scootex



Joined: 03/03/2009
Posts: 908

Message Posted:
04/12/2010 09:14

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley with a large tank full of various species, and the man examines the dishes.



"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "An excellent choice, they have a delicate, mild flavour." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans kill that little green squid with the hairy lip!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
04/12/2010 13:45

why is this unfinished joke on twice

Scoty


Joined: 23/05/2010
Posts: 846

Message Posted:
04/12/2010 14:58

It was so funny the first time, it seemed a good idea to send it again

IbrahimAbi


Joined: 24/10/2010
Posts: 245

Message Posted:
04/12/2010 15:21

Got to be something to do with 'Hans who do dishes is as soft as....'



Can anyone finsh it?

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
04/12/2010 15:27

"....mild green hairy lip squid" ?

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
04/12/2010 15:34

im only 43 and i remember it . very funny though x

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/12/2010 16:41

Good one! )