Joke No Knickers !!!!!!!!

TopTen


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Message Posted:
04/12/2010 12:31

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to

place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack

of underwear. "Good God, Daphne! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" he

demanded.



"Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."



He immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of

decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."



Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee ...her

skirt also flies up to show that she is not wearing any knickers

either.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Bridget! Where are your knickers?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the allowance you give me." He

reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and

buy yourself some underwear!"

TopTen


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Message Posted:
04/12/2010 12:32

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt

over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of

Jaysus! Aggie. Where the frig are yer drawers?"



She also explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta

affarrd any."



He reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love o' Jaysus 'n

the sake of decency...here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a wee bit.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/12/2010 12:47

TopTen. Another stop Joke. ) )

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
04/12/2010 12:56

The wife rang me at the pub, "Darling, I've got a chilled bottle of Chardonay, the kids are at your mothers, I'm in front of the log fire with my new Ann Summers outfit, with strawberries and cream all over my body and what are you going to do about it?" ..



"What sort of wine was it again?"    

TopTen


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Message Posted:
04/12/2010 13:21

Not too keen on strawberrys