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LaptaGeezer
Joined: 01/06/2010
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Message Posted:
10/12/2010 01:09 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 12 in Discussion |
| In the UK today a prison wagon collided with a cement mixer and all the prisoners escaped....
Police are on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals!!!!  |
apc2010
Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689
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10/12/2010 01:10 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 12 in Discussion |
| Was it a mortar attack .........????? |
apc2010
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10/12/2010 01:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 12 in Discussion |
| Police say the truck driver is to blame and they have got concrete evidence ........ |
LaptaGeezer
Joined: 01/06/2010
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10/12/2010 01:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 12 in Discussion |
| Very good apc... you are on form tonight. |
Jeannie
Joined: 04/08/2009
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10/12/2010 01:16 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 12 in Discussion |
| Even if they catch them, they'll never make it stick. |
apc2010
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10/12/2010 01:17 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 12 in Discussion |
| lucky it wasn't a spice truck .......................................more seasoned criminals...... |
LaptaGeezer
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10/12/2010 01:20 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 12 in Discussion |
| Oh, come on... this could curry on for ages....... |
apc2010
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10/12/2010 01:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 12 in Discussion |
| no it will put me in a korma.......... |
rdsteve
Joined: 01/03/2009
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Message Posted:
10/12/2010 07:02 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 12 in Discussion |
| Luckily it was a concrete truck and not trucks carrying tarmac and chickens or they would have been tared and feathered |
deputydawg
Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727
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10/12/2010 14:59 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 12 in Discussion |
| Reminds me of the incident when the brewery lorry collided with a 3 wheel Messershmitt vehicle and shed it's load of barrels all over it. No fatalities nor injuries as it was only carrying light ale. |
deputydawg
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10/12/2010 15:10 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 12 in Discussion |
| A drunken driver of a fruit and vegetable lorry on the way to a Supermarket with a full load crashed and all 4 lanes of a motorway were covered in such produce. His lawyer told the media at the scene "My client denies that he is a "tosser", of the salad , and let us all be "grapeful" that nobody was "diced nor mashed" in the incident, Saintsbury to God" ! |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008
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10/12/2010 15:46 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 12 in Discussion |
| what do you call a pygmy covered in cement............A wee hard man.. |
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