Joke Grandpa is on the porch again

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
23/12/2010 12:03

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his

grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair,

wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.



Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the

wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off

in the distance without answering.



Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with

nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.



The old man slowly looked at him and said,

Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and

I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea

NCMan



Joined: 19/09/2009
Posts: 670

Message Posted:
23/12/2010 12:59

I like it.!!!

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
23/12/2010 15:15

but if he only gets stiff knees as well, where will grandma put him next ?

Denny


Joined: 09/12/2010
Posts: 261

Message Posted:
23/12/2010 21:50

Grandad says to little boy in garden: "If you can make that worm you just found go back in its hole I'll give you ten new pence."



The boy, being sharp, goes into the house, gets a can of hair lacquer and sprays the worm before completing the challenge.



Next week grandad says: "Here's that 10p I promised you - and £10 from grandma.