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jonnytwoscoop


Joined: 27/08/2008 Posts: 142
Message Posted: 08/09/2008 12:44 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 7 in Discussion |
| Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad. The commander yells, "Ready...Aim..." and the brunette yells "Earthquake!!!" Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette escapes. The commander then tells his soldiers to get up. "Ready...Aim..." and the redhead yells "Tornado!!!" Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the redhead escapes. The commander then yells to his soldiers to get up. "Ready...Aim..." and the blonde yells "Fire!!!" |
Chick-A-Dee

Joined: 16/06/2008 Posts: 342
Message Posted: 08/09/2008 12:48 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 7 in Discussion |
| Has a blonde upset you in anyway? Or is this - just international get at a blonde day? |
jonnytwoscoop


Joined: 27/08/2008 Posts: 142
Message Posted: 08/09/2008 13:12 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 7 in Discussion |
| no hidden agenda against blondes , but these were the only ones I could remember from last night, have some lawyer jokes as well but will leave them for later in the week |
watty

Joined: 04/04/2008 Posts: 77
Message Posted: 08/09/2008 15:05 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 7 in Discussion |
| Blonde and a brunnete walking down the street, brunnete say's look at that dead bird, blond looks upwards and say's where ? |
dusterbruce

Joined: 03/08/2007 Posts: 1125
Message Posted: 08/09/2008 18:33 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 7 in Discussion |
| How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? There's tippex on the screen!! |
fire starter

Joined: 19/06/2008 Posts: 3401
Message Posted: 09/09/2008 10:05 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 7 in Discussion |
| being a blonde has its advantages! |
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