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jonnytwoscoop



Joined: 27/08/2008
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Message Posted:
08/09/2008 12:44

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Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.



The commander yells, "Ready...Aim..." and the brunette yells "Earthquake!!!"



Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette escapes.



The commander then tells his soldiers to get up. "Ready...Aim..." and the redhead yells "Tornado!!!"



Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the redhead escapes.



The commander then yells to his soldiers to get up. "Ready...Aim..." and the blonde yells "Fire!!!"



Chick-A-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
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Message Posted:
08/09/2008 12:48

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Has a blonde upset you in anyway? Or is this - just international get at a blonde day?



elko2



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Message Posted:
08/09/2008 13:08

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Did the soldiers run away from the fire? I am trying to figure it out

ismet



jonnytwoscoop



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Message Posted:
08/09/2008 13:12

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no hidden agenda against blondes , but these were the only ones I could remember from last night, have some lawyer jokes as well but will leave them for later in the week



watty


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Message Posted:
08/09/2008 15:05

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Blonde and a brunnete walking down the street, brunnete say's look at that dead bird, blond looks upwards and say's where ?



dusterbruce


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Message Posted:
08/09/2008 18:33

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?















There's tippex on the screen!!



fire starter


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Message Posted:
09/09/2008 10:05

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being a blonde has its advantages!



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