Joke: A Man Walks into a bar

jonnytwoscoop



Joined: 27/08/2008
Posts: 142

Message Posted:
09/09/2008 19:30

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.



To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl.



"You look great tonight!" it said. "You really look fantastic - and that aftershave is just wonderful!"



The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.



Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine.



"Who let you in here? Did you check the mirror before you left the house? Get away from me, you oaf!"



By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the bartender for an explanation.



"Ah yes sir," the bartender responds. "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."

young_blitz


Joined: 13/09/2008
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
13/09/2008 23:43

thats a good one.

heres one a man walks into a bar on the 20th floor of an apartment sits down and orders double whisky on the rocks. he downs that and orders another one. A man walks up to him and says i bet u 100 dollars i can jump out the window and be back in two minutes. The man thinking easy way to get 100 bucks agrees. to his surprise hes standing at the doorway 2 minutes later. He says double or nothing i bet i can do it again the man accepts. To his shock he is there again. So the other man says i bet you 500 dollars i can do that so the man agrees. so the man jumps out the window thinkin there is a ledje but there wasnt and falls to his death. the barman then said to the man superman u are a right prick when ur drunk you no