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jonnytwoscoop



Joined: 27/08/2008
Posts: 142

Message Posted:
09/09/2008 19:38

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,

respect her,

honour her,

cuddle her,

kiss her, caress her,

love her, stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine and dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

hold her,

go to the ends of the Earth for her.







HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.

Bring food.



wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
09/09/2008 19:50

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jonnytwoscoops,



Don't make them laugh, they might stop posting!



Another cracker!



wyn



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