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fosterscan


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11/01/2011 19:21

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Who is this famous person who gets his name mentioned quite alot ?? neg nick knows them well do they own a bar or something.



shrimp


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11/01/2011 19:25

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AKA Lord Lucan............??



Scoty


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11/01/2011 19:26

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Another member here with multiple identities?



Dixie Normus


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I heard it was that Mick n Trish who are always in the Happy Valley, Riaz is building a block of shops with the tips he's got from them.



D.N



negativenick


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From the top..............



I've known Garry Monger since junior school (Park Road, Hagley)..............



I was there when he went on a blind date with his now missus - and i've wiped away his tears ever since......





His missus (AKA Garry Monger's missus) can eat for a small county and don't take fools gladly.....................



she'll eat anyone under the table at a Gulen kebab eating contest..............





and mess 3 - Scotty - how can it be a multiple identity when neither big G or his missus actually post on here ? - they ain't got a computer - in fact the most teccy thing round their place is the board game "twister".............



They were going to open a pub in Karmi - but pulled out at the last minute as they didn't think the "posh" people would take to there heard of pets and noisy arguments.....



They live in Esentepe and drink at the Tumba and EVH...............



Garry always wears a wrist watch..........



negativenick


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11/01/2011 20:18

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mess 4 - you may be right...



have you ever seen mick, trish, garry monger / garry monger's missus together in the same room ?



i rest my case.............



Pipie


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11/01/2011 20:29

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Nick ''just brilliant'' in stitches here .



newlad



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11/01/2011 20:38

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Nick,

Is Gary clean shaven with a beard,

Paul.



Harold2555



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11/01/2011 20:41

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Nick



The image of Mrs Monger playing Twister just won't leave my mind. I need trauma counselling





Harold



Brinsley


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Msg 1

Just look and watch out for the 'T-shirt & Tattoo' brigade!



Richard



Pipie


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11/01/2011 21:04

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omg ''gets funnier''



negativenick


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mess 9 - don't forget the baby oil !



god it was a sight for sore eyes !



Linnyloos


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11/01/2011 21:10

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I don't post much but message 5 had me in stitches



fosterscan


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I will take a trip to tumba when im over there to meet them, i love playing twister.



spider


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Well when we had the BBQ we had a very strange couple there,very strange indeed,even worse when he stated singing bless him, and she just spent the afternoon with the funniest smile on her face ever...I have these odd people in all the photos...Oh bless, maybe it was them because nobody knew them at all.. ) But it seems they had a good day





Spider,X



Lilli



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Nick I still have the vision when you tried to get her through our doors, then try to get her out. God she loves her food xxx



JohhnyLee


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Mrs Monger is a big lady, yes but she also has a heart ,almost as big as her backside, she as donated tonight for Ismail,



negativenick


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mess 17 - good on Mrs M - heart of gold..............



and a backside the size of Stourbridge.............



wattys


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Negativenick



Are you black country lad you seem to know about that area.



Pipie


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C'mon Nick more funny posts please ?? Brilliant thread !!



negativenick


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mess 19 - Are....



wattys


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Where abouts maybe we know a mutual aquaintance



deputydawg


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I was considering advertising the Wildebeest (bless her) in "The Exchange and Mart" but reading this thread I think I had better "stick" with it !



negativenick


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mess 22 - where you from ??



TRNCvictim


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Nick,



I sincerely hope Garry Monger and his misses, are no relation to Gary Robb and his misses? or they could be severely mistakenly compromised!



Big arses inevitably lead to small brains in Stourbridge or Newcastle! unlike Thailand where anything goes?



Lilli



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oH trnc victim there is only one mrs M, she did cradley heath, wolverhampton, stourbridge, Halesown, Hagley, Clent you name it she is banned. Wattys where are you from. You may have met her xxxxxxx



JohhnyLee


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I met Mrs Monger in Ma Pardoes in Netherton, also saw her many times in Flemings Faggot and pea shop in Dudley, in the 60,s Then I think she moved to Lye nr. Stourbridge.



Also she used to eat at the Pig on The Wall in Gornal.



negativenick


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mess 27 - thats her...........



Shortly after, as i recall, she developed "anorexia Ponderosa" (where she eats loks "Hoss" of Bonanza all the time).....................



negativenick


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mess 23...........





don't get involved in all that wife swapping caper....



I understand that the mongers went to one ans Garry god a 3 speed electric drill for his Missus...........



wattys


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Msg 22/26 I'm from Cradley Heath originaly now in Shropshire, Lilli how do you know those places are you a black country girl.



Negnick Are you from the BC to.



Msg 27. How do you know Ma Pardoes.



negativenick


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mess 30 - know Cradley well......



send us a e mail and we can have a natter off board.............



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