Joke: Update on Cinderalla

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
10/09/2008 18:14

Cinderella is 95yrs old now.and wyles away her time on her porch in her rocking chair with her old cat Bob

Suddenly there is aflash and the Fairy Godmother appears.

"what are you doing here after such along time" asks Cinders

You have lived such an exemplary life Cinders, Ihave decided to come and give you three new wishes"saidFairy Godmother

"So what would you like for your first wish" Cinders thought for a little while.

"Well.As beautiful as the prince was he was hopeless at investments for the future and since death many years ago I have struggled on my o.a.p."

In a flash her rocking chair turned into solid gold. she was absolutely flabbergasted

"Oh, thankyou Fairy godmother" cries Cinders

"what would your second wish be."

Amazed at being given this second chanceCinders replies

"Could i possibly have my youth and beauty back please" No sooner asked than

done.Cinders was overjoyed all this when fairy Godmother said.

"You still have one wish left Cinders"

Looking at her poor frightened cat Bob she siaid

"Could you possibly turn poor old Bob into aBeautiful young man"

Suddenly poor oldBob starts the most amazing transformation into the most

handsome man that Cinders had ever seen.

The handsome young man whisked Cinders up in his strong masculine arms

kissed her on her cheek then whispered in her ear

"Bet you are sorry now you had my nuts cut off all those years ago"

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
10/09/2008 18:23

Nice one !!!!!

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
10/09/2008 18:53

Hmmmmmmm the old ones are the best as the toy boy said to the ......

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
10/09/2008 22:18

hey nige I had never heard it before,does that mean you are older than me or just more worldy wise than me,and by the way what did the toy boy say.......

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
10/09/2008 22:29

Good one. Want to send it my sis but don't know how to unless I copy it out

Maybe I will.

I do know a girl called Cinderella - honestly! We called her Cindy and she is

Dutch by birth but decided to be Scottish. Sang in our Gaelic choir & is now

in Sharm al Sheikh having spent the summer hols. looking after baby monkeys

in S.Africa. Quite a girl.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
10/09/2008 23:00

phylray ...I had it sent me on E-Mail and I didnt know how to send it to the forum so I had to copy it down on here,what with spelling mistakes and only using two fingers it seemed to take forever,but if it makes someone laugh then it was worthwhile.At least if you send E-mail you have the facility to automatically correct your mistakes,I sometimes had to write things 2/3 times before it was correct...Best of luck...

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
11/09/2008 15:49

Hi phylray, If you go to the top of the text, left click on the begining of text drag the mouse over ALL of the text to highlight, then right click, then left click on copy, open new e mail right click, then click on paste. Job done saves you all that hard work.

stevie-d