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wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
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Message Posted:
16/09/2008 07:38

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Jim the Trucker calls his boss at 2.00 am and says: Boss, just driven out of durnham on the bypass and I've knocked over a pig !

Boss says, Jim, Jim you must be more careful these Trucks of mine are not cheap you know ! Have you killed it ?

Yep, just pulled it's head clear of the bumper, blood everywhere !

Did anybody see you ?

Nope !

Well shove it in the Ditch and forget all about it !

Righto,..................what will I do with the speed camera the bugger was holding ?????



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