JOKE: Meeting at the Old Folks Home

wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
Posts: 249

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 07:55

George, finally moves into an old folks home, and whilst he's doing his rounds introducing himself to everyone, he bumps into Margaret. Now, George knew margaret when they were young......many a night they spent having a fool around at the movies etc. Anyhow Margaret is delighted to catch up with her "old Lover" from her youth, and after a while chatting and remeniscing, she invites him to her room. Old George is beside himself with excitement and can't wait for this. He makes the date and get's himself off for a Shower,Shave well you know what. Later he knocks on Margarets door and as quick as flash she pulls him inside lest anybody sees them. George pulls her into a warm embrace and gently kisses her on the lips, taking special care in case his teeth fall out !!!!



Margaret by this time is getting a little spicy and urges him to make love to her. George by this time is trying hard to remember what position his lover of youth liked best. Old Margaret says George how about a bit of Australian Kissing like you used to love doing...remember same as French kissing, but only down under !!!!

George pushes Margaret onto the bed and lifts up her Flannelette Gown to reveal ALL and slowly bends forward and starts to...ahem ! Well you know?

30 seconds later George emerges and announces to Margaret that she seemed to have a little problem down there.To which Margaret says no George I havn't and why the hell did you stop...I was nearly there !!!



Old George resumes with a little trepidation, but, no, 20 seconds later he pops up gagging, face red and almost bursting, and, says MARGARET you really do have a problem !

She says oh George it's just my Arthritis !! Arthritis says George !! I never heard of a woman having Arthritis in their Chuff ?? NO idiot says Margaret, it's in my Shoulders, I can't bend my arms round to wipe my Ar$e anymore !!!!!

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 09:13

nie one liked that

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 09:14

hit the send button before i finished, i meant nice one

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 16:26

I.L.M.D.and werary travellers

she was standing there in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,

in the t-shirt she goes to bed in.

As I walked in almost awake she said "You have to make love to me now"

My eyes lit upand Ithought,"Imust be dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day"

Not being one to deny a lady her desires, i picked her up,laid her gently on the kitchen,and gave it my all.

When we had finished she returned to the stove with t- shirt still up around her neck.

Feeling abit puzzled by what had just happened I asked her

"What was that all about"

She explained "Oh!! The egg timers broke"

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 17:53

ha that one gave me a titter

SteveAustin



Joined: 10/03/2008
Posts: 202

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 22:02

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best he can for a guy his age. The old sailor asks. How am i doing? the prostitute repies. well, sailor, you're doing about 3 knots, 3 knots, he repies, whats that suppose to mean? she says. your knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your bloody money back.



Mike.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 22:06

Steve Austin... nice one...