Joke: What is Butt Dust.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 18:20

What is Butt Dust???



What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!

These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!



JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.

After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and

one for cold milk?'



MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she

was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't

remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'



STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much

that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'



BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in

vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom

explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.

Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'



SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please

don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'



DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'



MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and

kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:

'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'



CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked

what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with

this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'



JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man

named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his

wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What

happened to the flea?'



TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather

wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then

asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'



The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday

sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward

heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are

but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient

daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in

her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 18:48

Love it, kids, aren,t they great.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 18:50

Yes, kid's are great. I used to go to school with them!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
16/09/2008 18:53

that is so funny , brilliant

wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
Posts: 249

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 03:20

I love kids, couldn't eat a whole one though !!!!!!