Drinkers fall into 9 groups

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 16:13

Which one are you?



Depressed drinker

De-stress drinker

Re-bonding drinker

Conformist drinker

Community drinker

Boredom drinker

Macho drinker

Hedonistic drinker

Border dependents



Or any others your creative minds can muster.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7619508.stm

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 16:19

p.s. the explanations for each one are at the bottom of the page of the link.

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 16:34

So, the government doesn't count people who simply like a tipple for no apparent psychological/emotional reason then?



I guess that makes me a BORING drinker as opposed to a BOREDOM one!

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 16:57

i need to go to rehab... i fall into all of the above lol

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 17:03

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a w@nker.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can't remember).



Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.



Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 17:17

Drinkers fall into.... just about anything.. bugger!

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 17:24

"Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy."



So that was an immaculate conception after all! Explains why she couldn't remember having sex....

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 17:30

yea I am game I WILL admit to the lot of em. sounds good to me.

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 17:33

I knew I could rely on C44 members to cheer me up! More to come, hopefully.

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 20:29

Oh Nige!



When's the happy day?



And who's the father?

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 20:53

I fall into the ten pints of category.And then fall into a bush.

stevefingers



Joined: 10/09/2008
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 23:24

My mates and I are Formation Drinkers

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
17/09/2008 23:31

Social drinker........but I really like people!!



wyn

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
18/09/2008 00:12

Im a heavy drinker........................all 25 stone of me !

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
18/09/2008 00:21

Yeah Newlad,



Why can't you fall into a tree like the rest of us?



You little tinker!



wyn

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
18/09/2008 08:43

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy.

Mellie


Joined: 30/01/2008
Posts: 145

Message Posted:
18/09/2008 10:25

I am now doing the Gin & Tonic diet..........





So far - I have lost two days!



Cheers!