JOKE. The Italian Stallion

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
01/03/2011 21:00

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied,"No." 

 

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
01/03/2011 21:02

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" 

 

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, 

 "No.." 

 

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. 

 Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. 

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
01/03/2011 21:03

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks 

      into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You 

      finish?" 

 

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."

Schoie



Joined: 26/12/2008
Posts: 299

Message Posted:
01/03/2011 21:04

No 1 could you pass me ur email need to get in touch wiv admin urgent

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
01/03/2011 21:06

Paul, here it is:



forumadmins@cyprus44.com

Schoie



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Posts: 299

Message Posted:
01/03/2011 21:11

message sent Urgent

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
01/03/2011 21:15

Carol, thanks, I've dealt with it.

Texas


Joined: 22/09/2009
Posts: 634

Message Posted:
01/03/2011 23:50

I wrote this joke over a year ago. It was funnier the first time.



PS. How did you manage to copy it word for word? Am I still on a list of undesirable posters?

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
02/03/2011 00:40

No 1 Doyen How on earth did you manage to get a copy of the Abstract of Evidence for Silvio Berlusconi's trial which is not due to be heard until 3 Apr ?

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
02/03/2011 12:26

Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel.



This will be for the Christmas period only.





I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looking very miserable.



I thought to myself 'That guy's heading for a breakdown'.





The lead actor in the local pantomime Aladdin was sexually abused from behind on stage last night.



To be fair, the audience did try to warn him...