A threat to Society?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
23/09/2008 18:46

Elderly are ‘threat to society’, say youths





A group of teenage youths on the Isle of Wight has issued a formal complaint to the local council about the ‘threatening behaviour’ of elderly people within their community. ‘It’s getting intolerable’, said Shane, 13. ‘They take over the bus shelters, shout loudly to each other and even get on the bus without paying. How do they get away with it? Some people even get up and offer their seats to them because they’re so afraid.’



One youth, who wished to remain unnamed, said she would sometimes cross over the street when she saw a group of elderly people approaching. ‘You can spot them a mile off. They’ve got this kind of uniform they wear and a way they walk so they all look the same and can recognize each other. You can easily tell the ones to really avoid by the beige jackets and matching trousers; they’re the really dangerous ones,’ she added. ‘I hate it when they wear those tweed caps and headscarves so you can’t see their faces properly, it’s quite intimidating.’



There have also been rumours of organised dog fights in local parks, where elderly gangs assemble with their poodles and Yorkshire terriers for the alleged dog baiting. But local police have so far seemed powerless to act against the pensioner gangs even after recent reports of drug dealing in the town centre. ‘It’s shocking – they go out and openly score pills for arthritis, heart conditions and angina,’ said Shane. ‘One pensioner was also seen openly using a crack pipe with the drugs concealed in a ‘Three Nuns’ tobacco packet.’

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
23/09/2008 18:52

N01doyen what are you smoking........

no1doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/09/2008 18:59

Not crack - that's for sure!

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
23/09/2008 19:38

No1Doyen,



have you got a contact telephone number for these unruly wrinklies?



Sounds fun!



wyn

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
23/09/2008 19:58

hi no1 doyen,once again you are having a go at pensioners,why dont you leave us alone what have we done to you,if you keep up this tirade,i will get my mates at the darby and joan club to sort you out and set my poodle upon you and p.s i dont ware a scarf.................be warned xxx

no1doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/09/2008 21:09

Cruggs. That's a great response! What about zimmer frames at 10 paces!

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
23/09/2008 22:21

no1doyen..Isuppose when the meals on wheels arrive we smuggling and when the district nurse pays her monthly visit she stocking us up with our refills of the varioue"goodies" we need....

Hector


Joined: 26/08/2008
Posts: 2352

Message Posted:
23/09/2008 22:38

and beware of the Hells Angel buggy gangs....

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
23/09/2008 22:47

As the resident Isle of Wighter on this BB, I'm afraid its true.



Yobbish geriatrics are upsetting local youths, one 90 year old has just been issued with an ASBO!



Here's the link,



http://newsbiscuit.com/category/isle-of-wight-news



Lem

no1doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/09/2008 22:50

I can just imagine it now being approached by a load if wrinklies on their mobility scooters!

Coachie



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Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
24/09/2008 17:48

No1doyen...If only it were true,its normally about old wrinklies being half beaten to death by some lout looking for some easy money.So come on us oldies sharpen up your walking sticks,use your braces as acatapult and lets give them hell,well after Ihave had my pep pills......

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
24/09/2008 22:34

Kev,



I read this and thought of you!!!!!!! Then you beat me to it.



Come on you wrinklies!!

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
24/09/2008 22:54

Hiya Dave



Nice to hear from you. Check out the "James Bond villain site did not get permission etc."



http://newsbiscuit.com/article/bond-villain-failed-to-get-planning-permission-for-underground-lair-299



Lem