The Monkey Project, and nothing to do Tripitaka
A few years ago, a new member of the team I worked in arrived. Naively I though he was just another member of the team, however, I later realised he was just filling in for a while before taking his actual role as the new section manager - of the large multinational oil company I was with at the time, a company riddled with career devoted people who when sense of humour was being given out, were at the back of the queue.
Later finding his actual role, which of course included the development of Company policy and it's implimentation made the whole thing seem even funnier, well for me anyway.
I printed this and gave it to him to read whilst I still thought we was 'one of the lads'
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana
on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will
go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he
touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After
a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result -all the
other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another
monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace
it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the
stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the
stairs, he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a
new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous
newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a
third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then the fifth.
Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of
the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted
to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the
newest monkey.
After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys
have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again
approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as
they know that's the way it's always been done around here.
And that my friends, is how company policy begins.
I have worked elsewhere for some time now. |
