Joke Confucius says [{(DC don't open its been cut and pasted)}]

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
09/03/2011 12:30

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.



Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.



Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.



Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.



Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.



Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.



Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.



War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.



Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.



Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.



Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.



Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.



Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .



"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

Jefferson


Joined: 17/05/2010
Posts: 360

Message Posted:
09/03/2011 13:03

Bought a smile to my face and NO swearwords!

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
09/03/2011 13:40

Twenty million and four hundred thousand times published on the 'Net - no wonder even TopTen could find it...



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Hint: try the name of another philosopher (if you know one) and you'll find more jokes to copy/paste...

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
09/03/2011 14:12

He also said, "man who repeatedly tries to interrupt the fun of others believing that only he is deserving of the limelight and praise is big pain in arse"

Agnes


Joined: 11/04/2009
Posts: 81

Message Posted:
09/03/2011 17:15

msg 3 Instead of walking take a hike !!