jokes,1 for the man and one for the ladies

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
12/03/2011 20:55

For the man

a woman looks at herself naked in the mirror and says to her husband-i wish my breasts were bigger!

husband replys-try squashing them up against the sofa all day,every day.

wifes says-will that do it?

husband says-well its worked wonders for your arse!



for the woman

george and mildred got friendly with a couple of martians that landed out in the australian outback,the martians were fascinated with the human couple,so mildred asked them how do you go about having sex?The martians said pretty much the same way you do,anyway the 2 couples decide to swap partners for the night.

The male martian,undresses and mildred looked at his manhood ,1 inch long,half inch wide,she says your not going to be able to reach me with that!! so the male martian slaps his forehead,it grows 8"long,then pulls his ears and it goes 2"wide! In the morning she asks george how he got on with the female martian. He says awful,i had a headache,she kept slappin my head and pulling my ears all night

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/03/2011 21:44

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