joke - one for you Paddywack.......

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
21/03/2011 16:15

Paddy Black was working in the bank one Monday morning, when in walks a Frenchman. He walks straight over to Paddy and says, "Aye wood layke too epplaye four eu loan, pleez." Paddy squints at him for a moment, then understanding dawns. "Right. A loan. Well, sir, what sort of collateral would you be able to provide?"



The Frenchman pulls a small trinket out of his pocket and shows it to Paddy, who stares at it, a bit perplexed. "Hmm, well, this is a bit irregular, m'sewer, but I will go ask my supervisor. Please wait here.



Paddy goes and explains to the supervisor that a Frenchman has come in and requested a loan, with only some odd trinket to offer as collateral. The supervisor agrees to come out and have a look.



As he approaches Paddy's desk, the Frenchman stands and offers up the trinket for inspection. Immediately upon seeing it, the supervisor shouts out,



"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Black. Give the Frog a loan!"

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
21/03/2011 16:46

Oh well, I laughed

Enrico


Joined: 07/12/2008
Posts: 209

Message Posted:
21/03/2011 18:56

If only the Frenchman had added that his father was Mick Jagger, then the last line would have read,



Its a knick knack Paddy Black, give the Frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
21/03/2011 19:49

Thats the one I know Enrico x still made me laugh though xxx

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
22/03/2011 01:24

My wife shouted upstairs, "The sun's just come out."

I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.

I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.    

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
22/03/2011 18:30

I'm selling a box of After Eights.



£1.50



Mint condition..