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Yorkie
Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 2
Message Posted:
16/02/2007 12:57 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 11 in Discussion |
| Bought my wife a new belt and a new bag for Valentines day, The Hoover has never worked so well.
Also bought her a 2000 watt bulb, You should have seen her face light up! |
herindoors
Joined: 13/01/2007
Posts: 138
Message Posted:
16/02/2007 15:08 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 11 in Discussion |
| ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and they say romance is dead !!!!!!!!! |
herindoors
Joined: 13/01/2007
Posts: 138
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16/02/2007 15:08 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 11 in Discussion |
| did make me laugh though!! |
Hippo
Joined: 02/02/2007
Posts: 2070
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17/02/2007 05:06 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 11 in Discussion |
| Why do women get married in white-to blend in with the kitchen applianaces
Why do women have small feet -to stand nearer the cooker
why dont women need a watch-there is generally one built in to the cooker
Now stand back Hippo and wait for the flack |
kyreniachap
Joined: 16/12/2006
Posts: 56
Message Posted:
17/02/2007 13:44 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 11 in Discussion |
| Hippo, you like to lively dangerously, don't you! OK, I'll add another so you are not alone:
What's the difference between a woman scorned and a Rottweiler?
Lipstick. |
JamesB
Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450
Message Posted:
17/02/2007 15:57 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 11 in Discussion |
| Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken |
Hippo
Joined: 02/02/2007
Posts: 2070
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18/02/2007 08:54 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 11 in Discussion |
| Oh Hippo can give you more.
What is the differnece between a cow with Bovine spongiform encephalopathy a women with PMT
One is a mad cow and the other a cow gone mad.
What do you do if the washing machine breaks give her a kick.
Hippo would like to remind people that he didnt start this thread |
boofey
Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 38
Message Posted:
18/02/2007 16:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 11 in Discussion |
| Hippo
I take it you live alone? |
Hippo
Joined: 02/02/2007
Posts: 2070
Message Posted:
19/02/2007 06:32 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 11 in Discussion |
| Good sence of humour has Mrs. Hippo coupled with lots of smacks accross the back of Hippo's head |
eager
Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272
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24/02/2007 00:02 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 11 in Discussion |
| ok heres a bad one, dont all yawn at once!!
Q. how do you make a duck sing.
A. put it in the oven untill its bill withers, boom boom. |
boofey
Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 38
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27/02/2007 23:18 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 11 in Discussion |
| Just to even the score up a little - these are for the ladies:-
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. When would you want a man's company?
A. When he owns it.
Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
A. So they can find their way back to the house. |
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