My Wife went .......Joke

jonnytwoscoop



Joined: 27/08/2008
Posts: 142

Message Posted:
02/10/2008 17:51

Rember the original .........

My wife's gone to the West Indies

-Jamaica?

-No, she went of her own accord.



Well that's was the original oldy, now a few more variations....



-My wife's gone to the Indian coast

-Goa?

-Phwoar! I'll say!



-My wife's gone to St Petersburg.

-Is she Russian?

-No, she's taking her time.



-My wife's gone to Northern Italy

-Genoa?

-I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.



-My wife's had an accident on a volcano

-Krakatoa? -No.

She broke her leg.



-My wife's gone mad in Venezuela

-Caracas

-Yes, absolutely loopy



-My wife's gone to the Welsh border.

-Wye?

-Search me.



-My wife's gone to the botanical gardens.

-Kew?

-Yes, it was rather busy.



-My wife's gone to Malawi

-Lilongwe?

-Yes, about 5000 miles



-My wife's got an upset tummy in Laos

-Inkhazi?

-Yes, constantly.



-My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea

-Seoul?

-No, R&B



-My wife caught a cold in the Gulf

-Qatar?

-Yes, she was coughing up greenies for weeks



-My wife had an accident in Slovenia

-Bled?

-like a stuck pig.



-My wife's parents are from Croatia

-Split?

-No, they're still happily married.



-My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia

-Singapore?

-Terrible. And the rest of the band sucked too.



-My wife went on a sailing course in Poole

-In Dorset?

-Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone.



-My wife smoked a joint near Manchester

-In Hale?