Joke: Pullover!!!

oddjob


Joined: 16/09/2008
Posts: 62

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 00:13

Whilst driving along the motorway at about 60 mph, a little old lady came flying past doing about 100 mph, no hands, doing her knitting. A police car chases her, catches her up, drives along side, winds his window down and shouts and points at the little old laddy, and says, "Pullover". "No" says the little old lady. "Cardigan".



Just a quick little Tommy Cooper one for you........................



A bloke walks into a bar............"Ouch"



And one for your kids........ Whats the difference between a teacher and a train.......... Your not going to like this... A teacher says "Spit that gum out" and a train says, "Chew Chew".

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 00:17

Oddjob



That jokes so old I surprised the car had been invented! Never mind the Cardigan.....



I've got one for you...



A blonde walks into a bar.... twice!

oddjob


Joined: 16/09/2008
Posts: 62

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 00:28

Blonde Essex girl comes home from school one day and says, "Daddy, i was the only one in my class who could count over 100 today" "Well done darling, Very Good".



Next day Blonde comes home and says, "Daddy, i was the only one in my class who could do the whole of the alphabet today". "Well done sweetheart, thats very good".



Next day she comes home and says, "Daddy, i was the only one in my class today who got 10/10 for spelling". "Thats brilliant sweetheart, well done".



The next day she comes home and says, "Daddy, today after PE, we had showers and all the other girls didn't have nothing, no boobies, nothing down there, and iv'e got massive big boobies daddy, and its like a rug down there, why is that Daddy, is that because i am a blonde, Essex girl Daddy".



"No" he says Julie, "Its because you are 18 darling".

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 09:36

Did you hear about the Essex girl that went to library and was thrilled to find a book called "How to Hug"? She got back home and found out it was volume seven of the Encyclopedia Britannica.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 09:47

An Essex girl was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The Essex girl says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"