How to keep a Woman happy

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 16:47

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

Wilts Girl


Joined: 16/07/2008
Posts: 159

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 16:51

I have seen a postscript to that one!



It's not difficult to make a man happy. A woman only needs to:



Be Naked

Bring food

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 16:52

Spot on with that one Wilts Girl!

Lambousa Gordon


Joined: 03/11/2007
Posts: 1992

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 16:59

.... and beer...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 17:17

......but not too much beer so that you don't know what you're doing.!!

OLDGIRL



Joined: 02/10/2008
Posts: 118

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 18:13

OHH DONT FORGET TO LET HIM HAVE THE TELLY REMOTE,AND TELL HIM ITS ONLY A COLD NOT MAN FLU,WHAT WOULD YOU MEN DO WITHOUT US GIRLS.

OHH FORGOT HE ALWAYS DRINKS AND GIRLS DRIVE BACK.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 18:19

I see he's got you trained oldgirl.

Rogerdodger


Joined: 24/04/2008
Posts: 271

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 19:17

The other half and myself have a 50-50 agreement, I drive to the pub, she drives back



comon ladies what's wrong with that!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 19:20

Can I have a pint of what those above are drinking. Must be good



wyn

OLDGIRL



Joined: 02/10/2008
Posts: 118

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 19:38

Were did I go wrong.

I dont take him shopping and keep telling him thats not new.ring any bells girls.

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 20:46

Somebody once told me one involving pints of beer, falsers and a flat head but I can't get it in the right order

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 21:58

you also forgot PP breathing through the ears

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
03/10/2008 22:06

rocky,



It's all coming back now!