tiling, gardenin, basic plumbingor electrics and all woodwork offered

chriswife


Joined: 30/03/2011
Posts: 449

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 02:13

From September handyman good rates.

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 02:18

how good ?

chriswife


Joined: 30/03/2011
Posts: 449

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 03:01

Rowlover: he saves on costs to customer by using a moped with sidecar filled with his materials!!Lol

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 03:03

i need a garage ? can he deliver ?

chriswife


Joined: 30/03/2011
Posts: 449

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 03:05

no probs do a mean line in asbestos ones good rates

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 03:28

Msg 5 on a serious note

do not advertise services when you/he are not legal

no offence I do not know your financial position

but if you cannot afford a car, starting a business is far more expensive

I hope all goes well for you but have you done your homework?

Esp if you are bringing 2 dogs

read this forum for people not affording to take dogs back

again all the best but be aware

fiendishpaul


Joined: 18/05/2008
Posts: 1720

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 09:13

Chriswife



As already alluded to in an earlier post. You cannot work here illegally as if you are caught, you risk deportation. Establishing a legal business here is a beaurocratic nightmare and requires significant initial investment - I believe that you have to provide an initial 'security' of $100,000 to prove that you have sufficient funds. This is in addition to the actual costs of establishing the 'business'.



Sorry to sound negative or to make assumptions, but if you are struggling to find more than £1000 to buy a car, then I would guess that establishing a legal business may be problematic.



My friendly advice would be to do a lot more research before you commit to moving here as it is probably much more expensive to live here than you may think.



Best of luck



Regards



Paul

gates


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 11:21

this is another april fool must be who in there right mind would employ sombody with a moped and side car to do anthing bigger than cuting grass mind you there are some idiouts out here take the cheapest price and regret it later thats when they get what they pay for and moan about it have a look

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 20:13

at least he has motorised transport.. he dosnt ride a horse and wear a cowboy hat.. good luck chris wife..x

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 20:34

msg8 Punctuation and Spelling "is" a dying art Neva moind eh!!

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 21:06

msg1 What is Plumbingor?...........And gardenin?....

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 21:40

martinD41. And this from a teacher?

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 22:56

No,just a building contractor who can spell...Plumbing and Gardening,....No doubt you though Msg one spelt it correctly ...Woudspleckey.

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 02:46

Martin, message 13.



I wonder whether you are aware of the saying "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?"



No doubt you thought (note spelling) a lot of your previous messages were spelt correctly and were also gramatically correct?



I am of the understanding that Kirk, a.k.a. Gatres is dyslexic?



PS "Your" as in, belonging to you, as opposed to "you're" - you are?



I wouldn't normally pick people up like this (well, not since I got a lot of abuse from being in the "Spelling Police" from some on here) but I have to say that I see a lot of spelling/grammatical errors in your posts, so I don't really think you are in a position to criticise.



Just saying.......................

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 07:24

Hey Racoon, Msg 9,I always thought Gates had a van. lol



D.N

gates


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 08:11

i do have a fully equiped van and also a legal co so dont know what all this cowboy game is unless he is talking about his self he will back the illegals because he is one even though he has been lying for the last 4 years

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 10:06

Very Good advice from Messages 6 and 7,

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 10:22

Jeannie.. True enough. ..I am not much of a Typist,I am much better with a Theodolite..or Abney level....

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 12:23

Martin , Better to be a cunning linguist than a mass debator, arf arf,



Racoon if yer doin burrials dont get Gates to do the head stone we'll all be frigin baffeled.



D.N

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 13:07

nice dn nice xx













I have deleted one of your posts , your foul language and threats of violence will not be tolerated , take this as a warning

Simbas

gates


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 14:15

Foul language and threats are not acceptable , Take this as a warning

Simbas

gates


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 15:00

i never told kibtrek anything i was told about your electric pahaps your friends arnt your freinds i would look nearer home on that if it is corect so be ware on that account as for slagging me and my company i have a cyp partner that lessened the bill a bit so when you insult me you insult him and the sinking ship is were we are busy and have many satisfied customers that use us on a continual basis we are at the moment busy with some good contracts with lots more for the future also we are starting another company that will cover a bigger area and allow us to trade in other ways so set your sorry arse down you have a traitor in your mists pahaps many so watch out

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 16:00

martinD41. msg 12 & 13. the profile shows chriswife as a TEACHER.... so there.

SaraP


Joined: 30/04/2008
Posts: 295

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 16:33

Now I am looking to borrow a lawn mower..Or is there somewhere where you can hire one?

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 17:13

msg24 "chriswife is a teacher ............so there"......



Thank you for you invaluable Input...

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 17:37

i hope you gotta work permit for the funeral business racoonchic lmao ?

EsentepeGal


Joined: 12/09/2010
Posts: 144

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 17:49

His application has hit a dead end, Boom Boom!!!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 19:18

This thread is now closed. Due to foul language and threats of violence , which is unexeptable .