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negativenick
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| Returns by popular demand.................
Q: What's a cat's favorite snack?
A: Mice crispies. |
negativenick
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Q: What do yo call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little horse. |
negativenick
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| What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start! |
negativenick
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21/04/2011 20:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 6 in Discussion |
| After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on
the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side
on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said the man.
"No, but I have" replied the nurse. |
negativenick
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21/04/2011 21:29 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 6 in Discussion |
| A policeman in Oswestry spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car.
He radios for backup.
"What's the situation?"
"A big fat black bloke is dancing on a car roof."
"You can't say that over the radio" replies the operator, "You have to use the politically correct terminology"
"OK" he says.
"Zulu ...Tango .... Sierra." |
philbailey
Joined: 17/01/2011
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21/04/2011 22:00 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 6 in Discussion |
| I heard Greedygirls have dropped their prices
I don't know what came over them? |
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