JOKE-New Wine for the SeniorsI

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
30/04/2011 18:53

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.



It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.



The new wine will be marketed as 'Pino More'

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
30/04/2011 19:00

I will order a dozen cases then Bill x

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
01/05/2011 09:43

now available in all good urinals in your area x

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
01/05/2011 13:09

Are they changing the name from Napa Valley....To "No Nappy Valley"

scoobydoo


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 2434

Message Posted:
01/05/2011 15:19

No1,



Your not taking the p***, are you?

CJtill


Joined: 02/05/2008
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
01/05/2011 19:45

Only 1 month late with the joke.

Michael

kittyfun


Joined: 11/04/2011
Posts: 181

Message Posted:
01/05/2011 19:53

more like a year late lol

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
01/05/2011 20:01

take the empty bottle to bed with you , and use it in the night , might be a little tricky for the ladies thou lmao.

malsancak


Joined: 23/08/2009
Posts: 2874

Message Posted:
01/05/2011 21:04

Having just being chastised by AJ for breaking an unstated C44 rule about using BB Codes I thought I'd read the rules so I don't actually break them unknowingly. That's where I found this rule:

Rule 9. Jokes

Use "Joke: " in front of the title of all joke posts. Do not post more than one joke per week.

I hope you're taking notice No1Doyen!

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3533

Message Posted:
01/05/2011 23:00

Msg 9 , you wish has come true .

Title has been ammended

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
01/05/2011 23:12

Oh yes Phil I didnt even notice. xx

malsancak


Joined: 23/08/2009
Posts: 2874

Message Posted:
02/05/2011 08:07

and now, just like when I posted a "subtle" joke and had JOKE put in front of the title, it spoils the impact!

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
02/05/2011 08:24

Malsancak,

Absolutely, there's no point in telling shaggy dog stories etc. like true stories with killer punchlines if you have to precede it with 'JOKE'...

I think this daft rule should be de-activated. Why? Because most people, I would hope, can tell when they are reading a joke and don't need it pointed out and and it simply spoils the dramatic effect of hitting the punchline. Plus it's even funnier when someone doesn't realise it's a joke and posts a serious response... a 'doh!' moment.

Bill,

Msg 1, That's a really old one.