Joke:- Miss Rowntree and Mr Cadbury

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Joined: 15/04/2009
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Message Posted:
02/05/2011 10:19

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker

It was After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name,"Polo, I'm the one with the hole."

she said with a Wispa.

"I'm Marathon the one with the nuts."

He fondled her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers.

He touched her Flap Jacks she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

It was Fab as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre

But 3 days later his Sherbert Dib Dab started to itch

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got f***in Allsorts.

Markyboy



Joined: 05/06/2010
Posts: 228

Message Posted:
02/05/2011 10:21

Hahahaha......nice on )