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jonnytwoscoop



Joined: 27/08/2008
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Message Posted:
18/10/2008 14:55

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in Croydon. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and suddenly the blonde yells, "

You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little git sitting on your knee."



Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
18/10/2008 19:22

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Jonny......A woman was visiting Kabul just after the taliban had been beaten and she noticed that the women walked 5 paces behind the men

"why do the women do that" she askef her interpruter

"Muslim tradiyion dictates that the woman must always walk in her husband shadow" he replied

two years later she returned and noticed that the women were walking in front of the men

remembering what she had been told on her previos visit

"Whats brought about the change " she asked

"LANDMINES" said the interpruter...



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