Vistors...

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
21/10/2008 18:14

An elderly man in Winklespruit calls his son in Cape Town and

says,

'I hate to ruin your Christmas, but I have to tell you that your mother and

I are divorcing; 35 years of misery is enough.'



'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.



'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.



'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call

your sister in England and tell her,' and he hangs up.



Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'



She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are NOT getting divorced!

Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back,

and we'll both be there on Friday. Until then sister in England and tell her,' and he hangs up.



Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care



Moderator Note:

Nige, don't exaggerate punctuation marks pls.

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jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
21/10/2008 19:03

and........................

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
21/10/2008 19:19

'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'



She calls Winklespruit immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare!!'



MORAL:



No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days

The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones

Money is not everything in life. Happiness is better when shared

To get what you've never had, you must do what you've never done

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
21/10/2008 22:32

Groucho ...liked that one....eventually