the biggest cock on 44

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
24/05/2011 19:58

who rules the roost.. vote now

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
24/05/2011 20:02

Sorry, I'm on blood pressure tablets so can't rise to the occasion for measurement!



Richard

0maintenance


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Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
24/05/2011 20:11

Im sure you got a few blue diamonds tucked away richard !

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
24/05/2011 20:15

i said cocks not vi ag rants

Scoty


Joined: 23/05/2010
Posts: 846

Message Posted:
24/05/2011 20:17

How about yourself.

Should be the mods!!!!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
24/05/2011 20:31

In my chinese horoscope I was born in the year of the Cockrel is it me xxxxxx

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
24/05/2011 20:34

Yes Lillie.........let's run with that????

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
24/05/2011 20:47

OK love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

gazmufc78


Joined: 03/09/2009
Posts: 366

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 11:32

I don't know the answer to that one, but Iv'e seen a few postings from on here!!











Post edited for expletive reference

Simbas

simbas



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Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 12:11

Msg 9 , edited for reason given

Simbas

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 12:34

Nice one Richard, put a smile on my face lol

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 20:08

more voting less chat please

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 20:42

Ricky

Being hung like a donkey only works if it's a male...

When are you coming to finish off the job?

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 20:47

This post has been deleted due to its content.

0maintenance


Joined: 22/09/2010
Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 20:54

Now im really puzzled!



i thought sambo was:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambo_(martial_art)



Did he get hurt in the dojo!

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 21:03

lost my phone in ireland last week grouch..x call me please xxxx

Visitor


Joined: 19/08/2010
Posts: 492

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 21:12

http://www.slang-dictionary.com/definition/sambo.html



Some of you people just disgust me, your just vile. Moderator do you think its acceptable to have racist jokes on this site. see message 14. Ugly, vile. Come on if you are opposed to Racism make a stand!

Visitor


Joined: 19/08/2010
Posts: 492

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 21:26

Thank you moderator.

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 21:28

french cock

Mrwilson



Joined: 31/10/2008
Posts: 470

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 22:02

I get called a cock on a regular basis.

Zoots


Joined: 05/02/2011
Posts: 669

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 22:07

Msg 17,

The TRNC is based on racism so sadly people who should know better feel perfectly at home.

renelapin



Joined: 19/05/2007
Posts: 136

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 22:07

hope comes with a new product: VIAGRA HOME EDITION, they are half the price and make you blind for

min 2 hours.



Regards, Rene

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 22:09

Mr Wilson,



Surely.... One doesnt say cock, one says Co!



wyn

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 22:13

James May says "Oh cock" on TV!!!

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 22:15

He certainly does



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJnQyrQuggI

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 22:15

Msg 22

Rene, does that calm the stomach aswell?!



Richard

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 22:21

Ricky msg 26... I will, am I going to get some Leprechaun answering your old phone?

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:08

wynyarman



one doesnt say cock one says co



classic cocburns ad from the past





classic !!!

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:10

lets see how long we can keep this at the top of the forum what a gag lets keep it there for weeks for all to see

what fun we could have ...... i think not !



sorry all its my day off and am bored just havin fun with the forum

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:12

no seriously ..... lets keep it at the top duhhhhhhhhhhh

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:14

no vpn discount isnt as interesting B T T TOP BIGGEST COCK IN CYPRUS GREAT POST

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:16

BACK TO THE COCK ...wooops meant top

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:17

my god 1327 views only 32 post.... have you nothing to say...back to the top

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:18

Msg 31

Have been baking those 'magic cookies' in your restaurant?!



Richard

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:19

just having so much fun... didnt know it could be so much fun on here........ hope you see the satirical side of this 1111 WOOPS !!!!!!

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:22

zzzzzz goodnight

TRNCvictim


Joined: 17/08/2010
Posts: 1417

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:25

Brinsley (mess 34)



More like Magic Mushrooms!!!!!!!

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:27

hey the magic mushroom message got the who is the biggest cock message to the top of the board





joking aside can you not see the funny side of this satrical humour

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:29

chiropodist required post pips who is the biggest cock post to the top

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:34

(mmmmm is back in the lead oh no the biggest cock post takes the lead with only two furlongs to go )

read this message with a david coleman commentator voice

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:40

Msg 37

Andy must be a really good 'fungi' to be with at the moment!!



Richard

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:44

yes those old magic mushrooms are kicking in and its back to to top with you aint seen nothin yet by backman turner overdrive

lets rock there mates alan freeman



but back to the top with yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn who is the biggest cock in north cyprus

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:49

the who learns turkish in cyprus post is leading now

but not for long

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:50

racoon chic

thanks for making this original post havent had so much fun in years





zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz zz z z

bttt



tata for now

efendioliver



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 545

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 00:56

good night for the last time... i keep getting half way up the stairs and have to come down to make one more post

oh my god i think i am hooked helpppppppppppppppppppppppppp !!!!

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 01:00

Msg 44

You've got to that psychotic stage, drink loads of fresh orange juice, it helps!



Richard

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 07:26

Andy. one has to ask the question... what on earth were you doing a search on to resurrect this 20+ day old thread?

Surely not 'cock'!

Cocklebay


Joined: 26/02/2011
Posts: 353

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 10:08

My neighbour has 3 cocks, and his chickens are always smiling!!!!

cyprusairsoft



Joined: 22/06/2009
Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 10:44

my wife had 3 cocks but they all died

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 11:22

Father O' Conner keeps chicken behind the church in a coop. One Sunday he goes to feed them & finds the cock's gone missing. He knows there's cock fighting in the village, so at mass he questions the congregation "Has anybody got a cock"? All the men stand up ?No no I meant has anybody seen a cock"? All the women stand up "No no no thats not what I meant either". "Has anybody seen my cock"? 16 Alter boys, 2 priests & a goat stood up!!

0maintenance


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Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 11:26

ttoli







Is that a joke or a real story ?

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
15/06/2011 12:07

Efendioliver gets my vote.