very drunk neighbor(bombed)

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 16:37

my new neighbor gets so drunk he pees on him self and screams bad words in his language (NOT ENGLISH)

then blasts his music and makes faces at everybody else,

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 16:40

Is it a 44 member ?

Pugwash


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Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 16:50

is this for real?

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 17:52

his probably not a 44 member because he does not speak english ,most of what he says sounds like mumbling

Zoots


Joined: 05/02/2011
Posts: 669

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 17:58

Sounds like a TRNC government official...

Smity



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Posts: 826

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 17:59

Wow bet he's fun to live next to

flightholiday


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Posts: 3217

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 18:04

How do you know he screams bad words if it is seemingly not your language - be positive he might be declaring undying love to you and yours

berilela


Joined: 17/07/2010
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 18:09

where do you live

erolz


Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3456

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 18:11

Sounds more like an 'old skool' journalist to me ;)



http://www.wordsdept.co.uk/2008/11/05/drunk-journalist/

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 18:15

Sit down and have a drink with him and get him to share his problem with you. )

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 18:24

Put wan on him.......

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 18:37

maybe he drank Canada dry.....

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 18:41

Chuck the 'night-bucket' over the annoying 'barsteward'!



That should stop him 'swearing in church'!

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 18:53

jocj loved that xxxxx

MsGarnet


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Posts: 989

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 18:56

Seriously? I would go to him when you think he is at his most sober - and find out his nationality, and ask, in calmest way possible, if he is aware of his behaviour when sloshed, and see how he reacts....(I am wondering how you know he wets himself)? got to be pretty close to observe that.....and the weird faces.......

Zoots


Joined: 05/02/2011
Posts: 669

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 19:37

Msg 12: "maybe he drank Canada dry....."

The choice of baby seals everywhere - a Canadian club on the rocks.

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 19:45

im thinking of using the hose on this guy

deputydawg


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Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 19:47

If he is playing Handel's Water Music he could be an incontinent Kraut. Are there towels on the poolside loungers ?

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 20:05

do you live near dc

canada


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Posts: 195

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 20:09

its pretty sad what the do to baby seals

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 20:47

Buy him some new underwear as a neighbourly gesture.

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 21:04

Or some Incontinence pants.............

Zoots


Joined: 05/02/2011
Posts: 669

Message Posted:
25/05/2011 21:09

Plenty needed for the expat population of the TRNC.

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
26/05/2011 07:19

715 am and the neighbor has slept off his drinking binge ,i will try to approach him with a smile .now that he is sober maybe with a little luck and little sign language i can let him know that enough is enough,lets hope his not too hung over.

misunderstood


Joined: 08/04/2011
Posts: 1004

Message Posted:
26/05/2011 07:56

Now I will let you into the secret of the century canada lives next door to...............Zooots. He just cannot remember his native tongue whilst drunk.

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
26/05/2011 10:01

But he knows all about p***s artists being the champion one himself.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
26/05/2011 10:22

Dont think I could live next door to that all the time..





Unless its my kind of music he plays How often is he doing this ?







Spider,X

R.C.T.Man.



Joined: 27/03/2009
Posts: 746

Message Posted:
26/05/2011 10:45

You are a doctor Canada according to your file, take him aside & give him some free advice.

Zoots


Joined: 05/02/2011
Posts: 669

Message Posted:
26/05/2011 11:55

hattikins: "But he knows all about p***s artists being the champion one himself."

I've been insulted by more intelligent people who can spell simple words.

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
26/05/2011 13:32

alcoholism is a disease and he needs to detox in a proper clinic .i showed him the stethoscope this morning and repeated doctor . doctor and pointed to my self but i think he wrote me on his B...s

when he leaves i will try talking to his wife

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 18:31

Give his wife one................

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 18:48

hope you mean a canada dry jock?

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 18:54

of course, what else did you think i meant.......

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 18:58

the mind was boggled , i knew for sure it wasnt an OVD ,

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 19:04

any left ??

Tenakoutou



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Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 19:09

Careful you don't incur a large dental bill by your neighbourly behaviour!

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 19:17

or a laundry bill , he might p@@s on you instead

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 20:17

Perhaps he's not drunk - just luring you into a false sense of security.

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 20:48

i saw his wife in the yard and said hello a few times but she wont even lok at me ,she quickly goes home .

this should prove to be an intersting weekend but i will keep my distance incase he becomes violet then i will have to use my hockey stick .maybe i should get a big dog

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 20:51

Was the wife attractive or another beaver job!?



Richard

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 20:52

it should say violent not (violet)sorry

DR

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 21:00

careful , big dogs bark all night , you could find yourself stuck in the middle of a right old tear up ? best bet is the hockey stick , watch for him coming home , thrash the living daylights out of him with said stick , throw the stick away , then as police arrive pretend you were trying to help him , whilst using your doctor skills suffocate him to death , make sure you write the death certificate , cause of death ? drowned in his own p@@s hope this helps

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 21:12

maybe i should buy him some home made booze and try to befriend him and yes his wife is kind of good looking slightly dark skinned and young .hockey stick is loaded and ready to go just in case

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 21:34

oh jolly hockey sticks......

spider


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Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
27/05/2011 22:25

rowlo you just crack me up............Your the biggest star on here







Spider,X

berilela


Joined: 17/07/2010
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 07:07

i agree spider

canada


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Posts: 195

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 07:27

rowlo .....your comment would make for a good hollywood film

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 07:45

is he like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1vwPkHQNWg&feature=related

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 08:30

LOL very close

canada


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Posts: 195

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 11:35

anybody have any idea where to buy home made hootch?

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 12:43

Thats so funny Jock1, loved it ....

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 14:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGPTWODXUs&feature=related



Canada could this be your neighbour?



Chris

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 15:13

Jock / 48. I'd seen that before but still very funny. )

Darkcat


Joined: 16/01/2011
Posts: 98

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 16:00

He should be Finnish, Swedish or Russian man. Try to learn some bad words from the languages and observe the reaction.

If it ll not help - ask for your friends and arrange a game of "guess the language". It ll be much more better than Mexican or Thai party. )))

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 20:08

vodka will be the drink of the party ,any suggestions for the choice words?

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 20:21

sometimes a glesga kiss speaks louder than words

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 20:33

Play him this song at full blast and let him give you at least 6 days of peace!



http://youtu.be/_A5CHEmTT5s



Richard

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 20:34

Choice of words: 'Your place, or mine?'



If he shuffles, or hesitates, say: 'Well, if you're gonna argue about it, we'd better call the whole thing off!'

kibrisvisitor


Joined: 28/05/2011
Posts: 98

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 21:43

Is it a 44 member ? if not whats the point of the thread ?



if so name them and lets hear their side.

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 22:22

are you going to actually call them and ask for their point?

then will you pass judgment?

are you judge judy i disquise?

if it was a 44 member wold it fair to name them?

i think not.

kibrisvisitor


Joined: 28/05/2011
Posts: 98

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 22:30

3. Be Polite

We take the "Be Polite" rule very seriously. We do not tolerate any rudeness. Challenge others' points of view and opinions, but do so respectfully and thoughtfully without insult and personal attack. Any member who is intentionally unpleasant or disruptive may be banned without warning.



does this thread adhear to the rules ??

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 22:36

the guys havin problems kibrisvisitor , he is entitled to ask for opinions .

kibrisvisitor


Joined: 28/05/2011
Posts: 98

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 22:43

rowlo advice to violence on some posts advice for unsociable behaviour on another post does not exactly fall in the be polite policy of the forum there are 2 sides to all stories, just ask the vet about the foul mothed pet owner in the surgery !

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 22:52

never knew moths could speak mate ? havent you realised some people like a laugh ? my old grannie used to say , never argue with a fool , people might not be able to tell the difference ?

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 22:56

Msg 63

In the rare occasions I venture out I travel with a loaded bazooka, do you wish to meet up?!



Richard

kibrisvisitor


Joined: 28/05/2011
Posts: 98

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 22:58

rowlo what did the vet say ?

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 23:04

you got me mixed up with someone else mate ,

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 23:37

fine

i here by ban my self from forum 44 for not adhering to your rules .im a canuck and maybe my sense of humor maybe a little different,

some people do like a laugh ,its a part of life.

good bye

DR

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/05/2011 23:52

Damn Canucks, never did have a sense of humour (sorry, humOr), their French pretty incomprehensible aswell! Back to the ice-rink then?!



Richard

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 09:13

Now, now, steady there, folks - no need to kick our 'Canuck' pal in the 'ice-hole'!

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 10:47

How will we find out about the wife then..........?

bigOz


Joined: 29/09/2010
Posts: 1244

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 11:24

kibrisvisitor;

I had great fun reading all the comments in this thread! Please try to tell the difference between what's satirical and what's serious! It is obvious everyone is having a great fun and no one in particular is being hurt or offended. So I do not see why you have to become hostile against some posters of this thread!

DR please keep us informed of latest developments - it is becoming more and more like material for a new Tom Sharpe book!

kibrisvisitor


Joined: 28/05/2011
Posts: 98

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 11:27

sorry big oz but us waloons do not do satire

dizzycows


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Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 11:34

Come back canada,...... we are waiting for the next report of your drunk neighbour ....



and all the funny remarks ...

happyvally


Joined: 03/01/2011
Posts: 53

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 13:10

talking about some one private life on form not fair. or may be it is only me thinking.

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 14:42

Best read for ages....Come back canada....Old Git, read only please.

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 18:02

maybe he got caught suffocating him ? where are you canada ?

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 18:59

Dr Canada

This may bring you back with a smile on your face!

http://youtu.be/clPYfaTvHT0



Richard

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 19:06

It's the wife I'm concerned about...I'm really quite worried....

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 19:44

maybe hes done them both jock ?

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 21:09

what done them in like Dr crippen........?

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
29/05/2011 21:18

Dr Canada

Let me tempt you back with anger and rage!

Beware, extremely lewd.

http://youtu.be/fBWAjn2a3rA



Richard